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July 23, 2002
sheena: queen of the jungle
last night i watched "sheena," the movie version from 1984. whoo boy, buck-o. that was some trashy gar-bage. at first it seemed so brill, but that quickly became a sorry, sorry ass lie.
good lord could that really be true? it would make sense considering the movie's attempts at being soft core porn. of course the nominal word there is "attempts." naked sheena? yes. naked vic casey? yes. two naked people getting hot and heavy? no. goddamm but it was agravating. stupid cock tease of a movie.
on the other hand dialogue such as the following cannot be discounted from the pro side:
"I'm done for, babe. And all I can think to say is--Shit."
i bet vic casey was wishing he'd gotten sheena to put him on fire rather than receiving "fatal degree burns."
Posted by michele at July 23, 2002 04:01 PM
Comments
Posted by: tracy at July 23, 2002 04:11 PM
Posted by: didofoot at July 23, 2002 04:13 PM
um…you’re a queen. the both of youse.
i think it’s funny that we both updated our pages AT THE SAME TIME. and then immediately all three of us commented on them.
we are retarded. i love us.
Posted by: michele at July 23, 2002 04:15 PM
Posted by: tracy at July 23, 2002 04:22 PM
oh my, well now that all the posting is over for the day, no one will see this… or will yoU? i am unwise in the ways of your crazy posting world. anyway, i had to write about sheena. oh sheena, you are so brave and white and blonde!!! thank you for saving the black people while showing us your bronzed breasts! my favorite part was when sheena said “why do you stay with me, vic casey? you wanted to see the shaman but now you know she is dead! {paraphrased, of course}” and vic casey says “it’s called chemistry” and kisses her and she says “why do you press your lips to mine? mouths are for eating!” and then she says “wait one minute while i heave my breasts and pout my lips to make you think about blow jobs {ummm, paraphrased, of course}” oh, you crazy sheena.
Posted by: erica at July 23, 2002 09:24 PM
Posted by: michele at July 24, 2002 08:47 AM