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July 24, 2002
rapscallions
today i am wearing a tanktop that has a comic strip woman graphic saying, "beat it punk!!!"
i am curious as to whether anyone at work gets the subtle implication that it might mean, "whack off and let me watch" instead of just "scram." i am now very worried about the state of these people's gutter minds. how dirty are they? could they possibly be as nasty as me? it doesn't seem very bloody likely.
you know what else i am worried about? the fact that i haven't really been updating the movies page at all. this bothers me. it's difficult to update 2 pages. and i am lazy. ooo i suck. and speaking of things that suck, there's this oyster farm in oregon which has a t-shirt that says:
Shuck Me
Suck Me
Eat Me Raw
Oregon Oyster Farms
Newport Oregon
how pleasing is that? pretty great. i am very tempted by it. which is not all that surprising considering that other one i have:
hug me
kiss me
lick me
suck me
blow me
fuck me
mind you that one goes from big letters to small ones. and i could be remembering it wrong. i really just have a fond recollection of the tiny one that says "fuck me."
Posted by michele at July 24, 2002 03:24 PM
Comments
“watch while I whack off” is fucking brilliant.
I mean, not…well the PHRASE is funny. I’m not so attached to the IDEA. I mean you don’t…have to…urgh.
Posted by: didofoot at July 24, 2002 04:17 PM