see ya'll in a week

December 21, 2002 11:15 PM | 26 Comments

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this was me three christmases ago. could i be so lucky to give makeovers to unsuspecting horrendously hung-over relatives again on christmas morning? we can always hope.

merry christmas everybody!

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26 Comments

didofoot | December 22, 2002 10:50 AM | Reply
merry xmas, i miss you already.
jason | December 22, 2002 11:45 AM | Reply
Me too!
jason | December 22, 2002 12:37 PM | Reply
All right, now that michele's gone, let's knock over some furniture and kiss some ladies. For my part, I'm making acrostics with the themes of caring and forgiveness. U-nderwear that smells N-uremberg Trials D-ina Shore E-xcellent pudding this year, mum R-ickets S-evered Head! T-ime for ANOTHER severed head! A-nd another! N-ow it's time for reflection D-ick I-bid N-aked Vagina G-od was one of us (What if?)
jason | December 22, 2002 2:09 PM | Reply
C-an O-peners M-ake P-eople R-ealize O-pen M-eat I-s S-usceptible to E-coli
jason | December 22, 2002 2:16 PM | Reply
E-lephant dung M-anitee dung P-arakeet dung A-lbatross dung T-iger dung H-alle Berry dung Y-Because we like you!
Jolie | December 22, 2002 8:15 PM | Reply
Ooooh, I like this game. Strong work Jason! Here is my personal contribution. P-lease E-at A-ss C-arefully E-veryone O-ffer N-ot E-nthusiastic A-ss R-avaging T-oo H-astily
Jacob | December 23, 2002 4:20 PM | Reply
I laughed so hard I cried. I tried to come up with one of my own, but my pathetic scribblings were no match for the comic genius of you two. Keep up the good work! Luv, Mr. C
jason | December 23, 2002 4:51 PM | Reply
T-hanks J-acob M-uch A-ppreciation X-anadu X-avier Cugat
didofoot | December 24, 2002 2:01 PM | Reply
goddammit. i keep trying but cannot match the brilliance of y'all's. which is ironic since my first boyfriend used to communicate with me almost exclusively through acrostic poetry. he was a self-professed male model and "I don't mean to brag, but I'm the popularist kid in my class." we met, loved and parted online. ah, stoney.
jason | December 24, 2002 2:45 PM | Reply
Your boyfriend's name was Stoney? Is he by any chance Stoney Mahoney, the brutal Irish cop from "The Flintsones?" Are you in fact the head of Kristen's Pistons, competitor of Spacely's Sprockets and Cogswell's Cogs on "The Jetsons?"
didofoot | December 24, 2002 5:39 PM | Reply
sadly, he was stoney as in stoned. that's what the cool looked like in sixth grade.
jason | December 24, 2002 8:13 PM | Reply
P-rehistoric I-rish C-ops. K-risten L-oves E-m As in, "When you're in a pickle of an argument with a loved one, the best mode of action is to employ caring and forgiveness."
Jacob | December 24, 2002 9:34 PM | Reply
S-toned C-harmer O-pens L-ungs, I-mbides O-pium S-moke I-n S-ocial Studies
jason | December 25, 2002 10:25 AM | Reply
P-othead O-rchestrates L-arson's I-nfatuation O-rganically
jason | December 25, 2002 11:23 AM | Reply
H-anna-Barbara Y-erba-smoking P-olice O-fficer G-arners L-aurels Y-ielding C-annabis E-xtra- M-outhally I-n A-lgebra
Jolie | December 25, 2002 1:44 PM | Reply
S-oon C-hrist U-nleashes R-evenge V-ia Y-oda Oh wait, I kind of forgot about the caring and forgiveness theme. But then again, if there is any day for perversions...
Jolie | December 25, 2002 1:51 PM | Reply
C-hristians H-ope R-ejoicing I-n S-ong T-ill M-orning A-ssuages S-avagery P-irates A-void R-evenge T-hrough Y-anni
jason | December 25, 2002 9:21 PM | Reply
Use of Yanni in conjunction with pirates is 10 points, and on the triple word score that makes 30. Excellent work, Jolie.
Jolie | December 27, 2002 1:47 PM | Reply
Ok people, we're kinda slacking on the acrostic poem business, dontchya think? Do we want Michele to be inundated with nonsense when she gets back to the land of internet connections or what? Here is my piece to get the ball rolling again. Let's get crackin troops! =) Peace and Love, Jolie N-aively E-very W-inter Y-oungsters E-lope from A-cademic R-esponsibilities '-till S-pring E-ntering V-illas E-mployed P-eople A-rrive R-econditely T-o Y-ammer
erica | December 28, 2002 8:10 PM | Reply
Home On x-mas Langorous Ice-filled Days Amidst Yummy Fattening Oily Oodles of Deliciousness-- by Tuesday I Might Explode
jason | December 28, 2002 8:22 PM | Reply
C- H- O- L-esterol E-rica R-egards A-ffectionately
Jacob | December 29, 2002 2:05 PM | Reply
O-h B-oy! E-verlasting S-avory I-ntestine... T-oo Y-ummy! C-ramming O-rifices R-oundly P-uts U-ndue L-ard E-ver N-earer C-olon E-xit
Jolie | December 29, 2002 8:43 PM | Reply
B-elly E-xpanded H-orendously O-h M-y E-eeek! S-illy O-liday O-pulence N-ot Again!
M@ | December 30, 2002 12:35 PM | Reply
P-eople, S-pinning Y-arns of C-landestine H-ymns I-nvites A-ssistance T-hrough R-andom I-intrinsically S-killed T-herapists hey, now i'm doing it... crap! make it stop!!!!!
Jenny | August 5, 2003 4:12 PM | Reply
Please help me. All of these are great. I need one for my personal developement class tomorrow. Please please help me with this.
jade | August 5, 2003 4:49 PM | Reply
P-eople E-volve R-eally S-lowly O-ver N-ations A-nd L-ive I-ncessantly T-o Y-odel (or Yearn) D-emocracy E-spouses V-ery E-fficient L-ines O-n P-eople's I-deal N-ational G-overnment

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