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February 07, 2003
shit-cube
so upon reading ms. brown's article in the squelch which sean provided the link for, i realized something depressing. i completely embody the second sentence of her "diatribe":
Amazingly, in some cities white middle class youth waste their lives going to overpriced universities in preparation for withering away in a cubical instead of taking advantage of all the riches that gutterpunkdom has to offer.
i don't know if ups counts so much even though it was overpriced, but i feel the tacoma aroma sound which is more pungent than puget possibly decreases its monetary value a little. oh wait, but i still paid for it. exorbitantly. and what did i learn? bullshit! and now what am i doing? stuck in a shit-cube every damn day! making up stupid fake hyphenated words in order to indulge my predilection for swearing and probably trying to be "cute." i might as well just bang my head on the wall of said soft pliable shit-cube and not even gain knots and bruises. bloody nose? ha! not in this lifetime, shit-cube-sucker. might as well just beat your hyphenated nonsense which isn't even funny into the ground with a fuck-hammer-hammer-fuck-fuck-hammer.
Posted by michele at February 7, 2003 08:47 AM
Comments
Taking shit personally, much?
GIRL! It’s your mother fuckin’ birthday. You are wonderful and glorious. Don’t attach yourself to that sentence. That ain’t you, yo!
Posted by: tracy at February 7, 2003 11:01 AM
technically tomorrow is my mother fucking birthday.
and really i just like to hyphenate things. i certainly wasn’t taking it personally.
Posted by: michele at February 7, 2003 12:27 PM
Posted by: tracy at February 7, 2003 01:09 PM
Posted by: sean at February 7, 2003 02:30 PM
you’re dirty.
but by jove you’re right. do you think kristen even mentioned you to bob yet? you should harangue her.
Posted by: michele at February 7, 2003 02:47 PM
i did! i did! he says you have to turn in your tap app before anything can happen (anywhere, in the world). funny how you won’t read this and thus will never know.
michele: i’m with you. shit cube all the way.
Posted by: didofoot at February 7, 2003 02:49 PM
no you’re not. you’re going to school. you are hardly shit-cubing it. i mean, sure you might be currently and you might end up back in one after school but.…uh.….yeha ok you’re right. you’re not special. you’re just a shit-cubist.
make bob give me an aa3 tap job! me! screw-sean!
Posted by: michele at February 7, 2003 02:53 PM
happy birthday michele!
and btw-hey at least you get a shit-cube. all i got is a shit-desk. but even that is an improvement cuz when i started i had a shit-desk surrounded by fucking shit-fax machines and shit-phones that wouldn’t fucking stop ringing. but now i’m away from that shit and only have a shit-desk. one day i may aspire to a shit-cube.
Posted by: jade at February 7, 2003 04:35 PM
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