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August 15, 2003
here's looking at you, kid
yesterday in my never-ending quest for the perfect suntan i managed to miscalculate the amount of protective cream needed on a region that seldom sees sun.
my ass is now the ass of fire.
incredibly uncomfortable, let me tell you.
but i suppose this is what one gets when the goal is to be suntanned all over, fair and balance.
'stick it where the sun don't shine' is an imperative i taunt with my red and shiny bottom.
Posted by michele at August 15, 2003 12:51 PM
Comments
Posted by: didofoot at August 15, 2003 12:56 PM
Posted by: didofoot at August 15, 2003 12:57 PM
Posted by: didofoot at August 15, 2003 12:57 PM
Ooohhh.…I’ve been there, and it is extremely lacking in the ‘fun’ department. I would imagine, especially with the amount of time you spend on your ass, this is a very bad situation…hee!
Posted by: jenny at August 15, 2003 02:48 PM
Posted by: shoefly at August 18, 2003 06:39 PM
Posted by: nuala at August 18, 2003 06:46 PM
Posted by: shoefly at August 18, 2003 10:12 PM
Ouch. This is so not good. Reminds me of my first au naturale sunbathing session, where I most thoroughly burnt my derriere. I swear, it was the second most uncomfortable crisping I ever had.
The first place sunburn? Well, let’s just say I got that one the same day. And I had to sleep on my side for a week.
See? It could be much, much worse…
Hope this helps. :)
Posted by: Tom at August 19, 2003 09:53 AM
The obvious solution: More naked sunbathing!
Get that hot ass out in the sun more often and this burning issue will turn into fully tanned and naked more often michele situation. Good good.
Posted by: Jolie at August 19, 2003 10:23 AM
Posted by: cody at August 19, 2003 01:00 PM
it didn’t even peel. sorry creepy aaron.
tom - now THAT is terrible. hope you suffered no ill effects. =)
jolie - SEXY!
cody - mmmm beaches…
Posted by: michele at August 20, 2003 01:55 PM