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April 14, 2004
taskforce
quiet morning. wind whips a tattered sheet of fog thru the street. an asian tard galumphs to the corner, clutching a claw. he stabs the claw towards the ground and grins foolishly at the bit of paper caught between its tines. five more asain tards wander semi-purposefully up behind him. one of whom has a garbage bag to which the first tard triumphantly carries his bit of trash. six or so more orbit the group restlessly, all have claws, all are bent on one purpose--civic minded duty. not a piece of trash on clement street will be safe for asian tards are on patrol, and before the day is out no doubt the street will be spotless.
Posted by michele at April 14, 2004 11:48 AM
Comments
Ahh, the commonality of the word “tard” in this particular social circle is somehow refreshing. Spoken with such love. what would we do without them and their tireless cleanup efforts?
Posted by: kati at April 14, 2004 04:37 PM
Posted by: didofoot at April 14, 2004 06:00 PM
Posted by: kati at April 15, 2004 09:29 AM
Posted by: didofoot at April 15, 2004 10:25 AM