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August 23, 2004
forest ranger tye impersonates the kool-aid dood
earlier today i stopped at hunchback rock on the blue ridge parkway in virginia and pretended to be a mountain lion on top of a rock. unbeknownst to me, kim then videotaped me. the insolent whore. "rawr!" i go, "rawrrrr...."
it is quite possibly better than the video of me kicking the cattle guard.
perhaps not. cattle guards do incense me, after all.
tomorrow? on to jolie's welcoming bosom!
postscript: bob nichols in lewisburg, west virginia is a fine, fine man. don't ask him about guys shooting their heads off with shotguns though, because it will end in a chin. not manchin for governor though. he's ok.
Posted by michele at August 23, 2004 02:33 PM
Comments
i do not understand a damn thing in this post after the first paragraph and i am jealous of your incomprehensible fun.
Posted by: didofoot at August 23, 2004 02:40 PM
come on, you understand the draw of jolie’s bosom. it’s like my gentle bear trap uterus.
and bob nichols gave us a lube job. cheap!
Posted by: michele at August 23, 2004 05:56 PM
lube job. pffah!
some of this video footage must make it across the country unaltered. not of the lube job, though.
Posted by: brian "i'm not feeling" green at August 23, 2004 09:14 PM
Come back to my welcoming bossom! Why have you left me? Was my bossom not welcoming enough? Now I am back to being sad and lonely and without funny funny mountain lion and cattle guard films to cheer me up.
Posted by: Jolie at August 25, 2004 08:48 AM
i miss your bosom! but not your dirty bathroom!
i sort of also miss raul telling us about tim’s boyfriend.
soon we will take a video of kim giving a tour of her apartment. perhaps once we have more furniture.
Posted by: michele at August 26, 2004 10:01 AM