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February 15, 2005
brillo pad of love
(driving home from seeing Bride and Prejudice—best Bollywood adaptation of Austen EVER.)
Michele (obviously delirious): Look at that, it’s like midnight and they’re just working now. That could be fun, right? Hosing down sidewalks.
Kristen: Uh, you know some of the stuff that is on those sidewalks, right?
Michele: Yeah, that’s why you hose it down. And you hang out with all those men. And maybe they wear tool belts.
Kristen (desperate to change the subject): Naveen Andrews! Naveen Andrews!
Michele: He’s so cute!
Kristen: Do you think he got a nose job? Because his nose is totally different in Lost from what it was in Bride and Prejudice.
Michele: Um, I don’t know. I wasn’t looking at his nose.
Kristen: Oh, yeah? You were looking at his manly carpet of chest hair, weren’t you?
Michele: AHHH! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, NO.
Kristen: I wouldn’t mind getting some of that hair stuck on my tongue, (leer), know what I mean, eh? Eh?
Michele: Ew! Time to hose you down. On the sidewalk, you! Oooh Naveen Andrews on the sidewalk! Hosing down Naveen Andrews!
Kristen: My tongue will be the brillo pad of love scouring his furry chest.
Michele: While he wears a tool belt!
Posted by michele at February 15, 2005 12:56 AM
Comments
Posted by: didofoot at February 15, 2005 08:14 AM
ps i remember now why i like him so much (even though he is all wrong for kip): http://imdb.com/title/tt0116209/
Posted by: didofoot at February 15, 2005 08:17 AM
Posted by: nuala at February 15, 2005 09:53 AM
wow, i thought you knew he had been in that too already. :) totally though. remember his turban? i was in love with him then too and i didn’t even like that movie.
Posted by: michele at February 15, 2005 09:54 AM
nuala! come on up and i will see it again. kati vol also wanted to see it i think. heck i will see it again with anyone. strangers, axe murderers, whatever.
Posted by: didofoot at February 15, 2005 11:51 AM
i would see it again too! not with strangers or axe murderers maybe, but still. unless maybe they were mike myers. but maybe not.
Posted by: michele at February 15, 2005 01:59 PM
Posted by: jason s at February 15, 2005 04:41 PM
Posted by: didofoot at February 15, 2005 05:51 PM
come on jason. he’s indian like you. they never age, (except for how they do. and also except for how you’re not indian. also, i showed some classmates the picture of us on the couch and they thought you were south-east asian. well one of them thought so. he is german though, so maybe he was just casting aspersions from his aryan perspective. except for how he is not aryan. another thought you were middle-eastern. she’s from the mission. she’s not mexican though.)
Posted by: michele at February 15, 2005 10:28 PM
Posted by: jason s at February 16, 2005 05:40 PM
Posted by: michele at February 16, 2005 10:39 PM
I thought Naveen was hot as “Kip” in The English Patient… as hot as a man in a full beard, military uniform and turban can be. Perhaps it was his amazing bomb-diffusing skills that made him so hot.
Posted by: Kristina at February 21, 2005 09:15 PM
I saw it last night. Bride and Prejudice how I love you!
However did you not find it weird when they broke out into song in English. I found it completly normal in Hindi but not English. It was weird in English.
go figure.
And Rory! Hah! Love that girl…all five minutes of her.
Posted by: nuala at February 26, 2005 10:36 AM