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May 04, 2005
my politics teacher? he is a pompous little ass.
yesterday (yes this is a story of my life) i had a meeting with my politics teacher one-on-one (not male-on male, because i'm not male, and also i don't write hot m-o-m porn like jason) so that we could discuss, without losing face, my performance in his class. mind you, he was having these meetings with everyone in the class, not just me. during this meeting, which lasted about 3 minutes, the teacher managed to heavily insult my intelligence. he did this by saying that my midterm exam score and oral presentation on cambodia's international relations were a "revelation" as before that he was pretty sure i didn't have a brain. he didn't come right out and say that part about the brain or his firmly held belief that i was stupid, but did he ever imply it.
i contemplated asking the ninja to kick his ass to kingdom come. but seriously, all ninjas are really good at is porn. also good at porn? jason. only jason could write about a mouthwash enema and rimjob so well. let us all now cross our fingers and toes (my toes are already curling in horror at the memory of jason's porn) that jason's offering to the SF porn anthology gets accepted for publication. you can do it, jason. you can DO IT.
Posted by michele at May 4, 2005 09:35 AM
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We have to wait three weeks for an answer from that porn editing bastard. I wonder if he gets off on the submissions himself. He must.
Posted by: jason at May 4, 2005 01:20 PM
why are people so insulting in interviews? i wish i had a ninja. but not a mouthwash enema, i don’t need that so much.
Posted by: didofoot at May 4, 2005 02:44 PM
Posted by: Dianna at May 4, 2005 03:12 PM
i agree, dianna. i mentioned my worry about the pain issue of it to jason. and then gently inquired if he was reporting on it from experience. thankfully he said no and i was able to block that mental image.
“frankly,” pompous ass said, “i was surprised to discover that you could form coherent, intelligent sentences.”
frankly i was shocked i didn’t leave him with his teeth down his throat.
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at May 4, 2005 03:22 PM
Frankly, I was surprised to discover a university professor who could inspect his own colon without moving his head from where it was already located. That was not mentioned in the enrollment brochure.
I guess if it wasn’t Listerine it might be okay.
Posted by: Dianna at May 4, 2005 03:25 PM
Posted by: jason s at May 4, 2005 03:30 PM
Posted by: didofoot at May 4, 2005 04:07 PM
isn’t this the midterm that you got the second highest grade in the class on? what is his problem? i, ever so graciously, volunteer to kick his little ass back to the PI.
Posted by: marina at May 4, 2005 07:49 PM
Posted by: jason s at May 5, 2005 08:17 AM
i also am wondering that, jason. phillipines?
and yes, marina, this is the class that i did well on the midterm. which is why it was a revelation, see, because prior to the midterm and my oral presentation i didn’t really talk much in class which is why he thought i was unintelligent. and then i proved that wrong. though the amount of commenting i did on the class blackboard should have proved that wrong too. leading me to believe that he doesn’t actually read our comments on there.
Posted by: michele at May 5, 2005 09:09 AM
i guess i didn’t read the “as before” part very closely; hence the confusion.
yes, the PI = The Philippine Islands
Posted by: marina at May 5, 2005 06:39 PM