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September 18, 2005
my 10 favorite things about lindsey's wedding
1. the open bar
2. colin saying, well, pretty much anything. but mostly "WHOOOOO knOOOOOOOWWs?"
3. the porta-potty
4. the woman in green
5. passing notes in church out of sheer boredom with the greek orthodox (LONG) ceremony *(see extended)*
7. jenny's rage black out where she killed the groom
8. telling jesus to step off
9. (not actually at the wedding, but) the interior decoration job at our hotel
all other pictures can be viewed in the album from here.
me: greek orthdox wedding?!?! we are screwed.
jenny: oh yeah. we'll get out of here at 8:30.
me: i brought a book, but look we're already at the ring stage. did she change her name?
erica: i guess so. sophia? i remember!...sophia is the greek orthodox name she took. i like this pen. purple.
jenny: yeah, i wondered if that was it. "lord have mercy" is right. :(
me: now she really is your girlfriend. chastity?
jenny: i guess they won't be having any sex under our present then. oh well. we tried.
erica: ew... he said 'womb'. i don't think you can have all those descendents w/out sex. but that's just my take on it.
jenny: he said it repeatedly. i guess if jesus, as the head of the household, decides it's time for procreation, then maybe you can forgo the chastity.
me: sophia's womb better prepare itself for the procreation because that chastity belt is coming off. the man must love the woman as his own body, after all. so says jesus. shiny book....shiny.
Posted by michele at September 18, 2005 11:39 PM
Comments
I love how much Jenny looks like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. It kinda makes me want her to want to kill me.
Posted by: jason at September 20, 2005 06:01 PM
Posted by: didofoot at September 21, 2005 01:34 PM