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April 29, 2006
looking at strippers! getting angry! going to bed.
i have, of course, written previously about looking at strippers online. and, before, no one took any of my helpful suggestions. i have a sneaking suspicion that i will be blockaded this time around too. or cockblocked. you know, something rude. first these stupid boys ask for my help and then they have no follow through. i put in all this work! making spreadsheets of cost analysis and picking out the cream of the stripping crop. and all this work? it is for naught! they can't afford this bachelor party! and they'll probably refuse to let me come along! again! fucking boys! i am so pre-emptively angry because it's 3am and i've been making a spreadsheet!
who, you might be wondering, am i doing all this work for. it is for chris r., anthony/(chovy)'s younger brother, who's getting married sometime in june. tony is the best man. but tony is also the best ADD man. thus, my brother is somehow the default best man. why isn't curtis the best man? he's chris' best friend. whatever. with my brother being DBM, i have become the actual organizer.
i am currently on a mission to convince them to get 3 strippers for 3 hours, charter a yacht in the bay for 3 hours and have it include dinner, an open bar, and gambling. rent cars and pay me and someone else to be the chauffeurs and rent a hotel suite to end up in after the cruise and get more drunk in and then pass out. my current total for all these expenses is $5,640.00.
...the fact that i reached this number with a spreadsheet totally makes it more palatable, right? urgh, i'm going to bed.
Posted by michele at April 29, 2006 03:09 AM
Comments
Posted by: didofoot at April 29, 2006 06:39 AM
Posted by: didofoot at April 29, 2006 06:53 AM
huh. it would actually be only $282 each. now while that is pretty damn expensive, it’s not completely prohibitive. and maybe tony’s parent’s will contribute extra money or something for this. 6 hours of sleep has restored my confidence!
Posted by: michele at April 29, 2006 10:30 AM
Posted by: sean at April 30, 2006 01:28 AM
bite your tongue. it’s not much of a spreadsheet. it just lists things (hotel, car, boat, strippers) and then how much they cost and then has a total at the bottom.
goddammit, it is sort of like a killer app.
Posted by: michele at April 30, 2006 10:22 AM