Nyataimori

happy bday marina!

do we get party photos?

am i an idiot? you linked to photos. dur.

did we take photos of last night too? though, really, michele was the only one photo-worthy. good work you.

man, we should have gotten her in the winner’s crown. really there should be hundreds of pics of her in that outfit, including her crouching behind me in the corner trying frantically to put it back on after it fell right off. we suck at photoing.

yeah, that was scandalous. and yet, no one really seemed to notice. that was some fine blocking you did.

maybe they noticed when it fell down to my feet and i was left standing there in underwear. though, honestly, i don’t think many people did notice. naked girls in the room are no match for bathing suited beauty queens.

“we” in fact took a grand total of 2 pictures last night. one of erica and jason picking ‘retarded celine dions’ and ‘staring stupidly into space’ contestants and one of christine and marina on the couch with matt walking in the door. christine had her eyes closed and no one was looking at the camera. they would have made excellent additions to erica and jason’s latter category. and seriously, my ‘national costume’ and eye makeup? totally fantastic. i’m going to go put my crown on and console myself for a while over the lack of good photos.

i tell you what, marina, i will force her to get up in her getup again and take many photos with crown. possibly there will also be an interview video where she tells us what a tomboy she is and how being half chinese has affected her.

“once, when i worked for body glove, i was trying to put some body glove products on a model for the window display. but i tripped on my skydiving equipment and ended up laying on top of her in a 69 position. a bunch of chinese tourists walked by at that moment and i felt like such an outsider from a culture i want to consider my own. my father is chinese, you know, but i’ve never felt like i belonged in either world. i wish i could just go to the lesbian roof gym and watch her have sex with her girlfriend. whoo-hoo! 69!”