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February 22, 2007

i better czech myself before i wreck myself

and so the sand in the hourglass of our life pours pornographic gold into my lap.

i'm perusing the high school newspaper/magazine thing today when a story about a visiting exchange student catches my eye. in it he is describing a traditional easter ritual from his home country.

he says,

"Easter is a very fun holiday in the Czech Republic. All the girls stay home and decorate the eggs while the men put together twigs to make decent whipping sticks [already you can see this story going somewhere beautiful, can't you?].

"The guys then go around like trick-or-treating [!!!] and gently [!] hit the girls on their bottom and ask for eggs."

boys, we're instituting a little czech this easter. who's with me?

.............................................................................when's easter?

Posted by michele at February 22, 2007 04:35 PM

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