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Stinky Romance Novels

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY GIRL.

The last couple of days I’ve been reading these really awful romance novels. Why? I don’t know. It could be because I’m an incorrigible romantic (most people will not agree with me on this one), or it coud be that I like reading trash, or it could be that I am just odd sometimes. Anyway, mind you this is nothing like the porn I wrote that one time(holy shit i just went to the ninjaporn page and there are 31 votes in the poll! who the hell has been voting there? dammmmnnnn man.), but here is a quote:

“‘Shall I remove my shirt?’ He asked, his hands already on the buttons. Sheridan hesitated, knowing that the removal of his clothing was only a prelude to her clothing being taken off. But then she thought that was bound to happen anyway whether he took his shirt off or not.” Until You

hmmm….I do not actually have the book with me so that is poorly paraphrased. There’s this whole brilliant part where the men talk about being “desolate” without their wives for a couple of hours in order to humor those wacky womenfolk. Man oh man it has had me giggling like a mad little chortling fiend in the backseat of Kristen’s car on the way to and from work every morning the last 2 days. And that is pretty cool considering I’ve read this book enough times to have seriously damaged the cover and I’m sure I spotted some chocolate ice cream stains in there somewhere. Not only am I reading dirty things, I am dirty.

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smores

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i ate so many smores this weekend. so many. but then i also walked at least 10 miles. so i feel it all evens out in the end. but does my end even out in the end? i just don’t think so.

and does this make up for the days of no posting? probably not. but whoops only 5 minutes before my work buddies will be zooming off in the car and i gots to go catch my ride.

i’ll do better tomorrow. i promise.

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citizen kane

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i seriously though this movie was going to be so boring. but it was so incredibly good. the origination of “deep focus” the camera angles, lighting, acting, directing, it was all just unbelievably awesome. 2 hours later orson welles became my new hero.

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men in black 2

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soooo not as good as the original. they took pretty much the whole movie setting up the plot and then had to finish everything in like 10 minutes. it was kind of dumb. and the whole tommy lee jones got down and funky with an alien and this girl in the sequel is his kid and now will smith wants to make love to her till the break of dawn…trite trite trite. furthermore, what the hell happened with that woman tommy lee jones was so in love with and who he went back to live with at the end of the last one? totally kicked him out? what the fuck? anyway, dumb is my point. some good lines, mainly joshing on the original. feh.

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lilo and stitch

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not perhaps as subversive as the last oh so brilliant disney movie, the emperor’s new groove. but still pretty damn sweet it in its own right. funny and cute and touching (maybe a little TOO sappy, but whatevs yo i am a sucka for the sap). and fucking stitch was so goddam cute and horrific at the same time. i mean….it was like watching ME in michele the mouth form running around eating things. so brilliant. highly recommended.

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anti-job

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sigh apparently none of you like me getting a new job either.

i am so bored, i am practically begging for comments. moan. so pathetic.

going camping soon! argh why is it only 3pm?!

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