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March 19, 2003
wouldn't mind a ride on that bronco
children of dune, scene 42: the cows are released from the byre and after a short scuffle in the fields, everyone settles down to cud-chewing.
leto (paul's offspring, not the one from whose loins he sprang, but his own loin's gift) - i never noticed before but this worm of arrakis looks an awful lot like a penis.
ghanima: ew.
leto (to the set guys): excuse me. do you think i could get a bigger worm here?
ghanima: compensator.
leto: am not.
ghanima: are too.
leto: AM N...
lady jessica: children! cut the crap!
(obscure hand movements which signal language): it really does look like a penis.
leto (whine): but grandmoooother. you banished us to the desert and now you're going to make me ride a SMALL penis into the bargain.
lady jessica: you watch yourself or i'll turn susan sarandon on you.
(OHG): what is she even doing in this movie?
ghanima: ha ha! now you're in trouble. she could poke out one of your glowing eyeballs with her hair accessories.
lady jessica: don't taunt your brother.
(OHG): i wonder if i could get a penis to ride...
leto: whatever. could we focus on the size of my worm-penis?
lady jessica: nobody listen to him. you! gaffer! are you listening to me? do not give that boy a bigger penis!
(frantic OHG): give it to me! to me!
later on--the message boards on imdb sprout insane political arguings having not much to do with the movie at all. it's nice to be in a country where free speech and large sand dwelling worm-penises are encouraged to flourish.
Posted by michele at March 19, 2003 09:18 AM
Comments
Whoa, those “SS” haters are piseed. I bet I know a different SS they would feel more compassion for.
Posted by: jason at March 19, 2003 11:02 AM
Posted by: michele at March 19, 2003 11:16 AM
i don’t have a witty comment for this blog. but i was so amused by it. and by the fact that you watched this film, foolio.
Posted by: didofoot at March 19, 2003 03:39 PM
the funny thing is, i haven’t even watched it yet. i taped it. oh yes. all 6 hours. but i’ve only seen parts when i was trying to make my VCR record. but i will watch it soon. and then i will loan it to jacob.
but hey wait, you don’t even have a pithy name offering for SS? i want to know if jason is just being silly or if he’s really talking about someone.
Posted by: michele at March 19, 2003 04:01 PM
social security. he is making a pithy comment about the current administration’s attitudes towards the retirement money of the little man (see enron, etc). duh.
Posted by: didofoot at March 19, 2003 04:15 PM
Posted by: jason at March 19, 2003 04:21 PM