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March 19, 2003

wouldn't mind a ride on that bronco

children of dune, scene 42: the cows are released from the byre and after a short scuffle in the fields, everyone settles down to cud-chewing.

leto (paul's offspring, not the one from whose loins he sprang, but his own loin's gift) - i never noticed before but this worm of arrakis looks an awful lot like a penis.

ghanima: ew.

leto (to the set guys): excuse me. do you think i could get a bigger worm here?

ghanima: compensator.

leto: am not.

ghanima: are too.

leto: AM N...

lady jessica: children! cut the crap!
(obscure hand movements which signal language): it really does look like a penis.

leto (whine): but grandmoooother. you banished us to the desert and now you're going to make me ride a SMALL penis into the bargain.

lady jessica: you watch yourself or i'll turn susan sarandon on you.
(OHG): what is she even doing in this movie?

ghanima: ha ha! now you're in trouble. she could poke out one of your glowing eyeballs with her hair accessories.

lady jessica: don't taunt your brother.
(OHG): i wonder if i could get a penis to ride...

leto: whatever. could we focus on the size of my worm-penis?

lady jessica: nobody listen to him. you! gaffer! are you listening to me? do not give that boy a bigger penis!
(frantic OHG): give it to me! to me!

later on--the message boards on imdb sprout insane political arguings having not much to do with the movie at all. it's nice to be in a country where free speech and large sand dwelling worm-penises are encouraged to flourish.

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Posted by michele at March 19, 2003 09:18 AM

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