zoo! porn!

i just got an email from cirque su soleil’s mailing list, which apparently i am a member of. and they’re opening a new show in vegas called ‘zumanity’ which is all about erotic human nature. o cirque du soleil, why must you tempt me so?

i have a proposal. let’s go see the zoo porn. in vegas. over labor day weekend. (august 29-september 1). who’s with me?! zoo porn! zoo porn!

i have a sneaking suspicion that no one is with me on this. but people, come on. what else are you going to spend your hard earned cash on? rent? food? bah! instead let’s buy plane tickets, hotel rooms, and seats at the sex spectacle spectacular!

i think it’s kind of funny how i spend so much money going all over the place and doing things (this month alone-san diego, new jersey/new york, and coachella). which really, instead of satisfying the wanderlust, just makes it a more permanent gaping hole inspiring me to go more places and do more things and never stop. never, ever stop. i am well aware, mind, that it’s incredibly stupid and self-sabotaging to waste all my money on pleasure when if i saved it i could…..do something else….like……buy a house someday in like 10 years and be a stable member of society contemplating children and retirement. but why bother? what’s the point in saving money for that honestly? it’s boring. it’s a boring future with a boring job and a boring home.

the point here is that there’s a zumanitarian outreach effort calling your names. humans symbolically in zoos! with porn! resistance is futile!

zoo porn! zoo porn!