in preparation for the upcoming wedding festivities i have been very carefully trying to inveigle my way into being invited to any and all bachelor parties while at the same time providing directions to the best strippers in the respective partys’ neighborhoods. so far it is a no go. first, my cousin is refusing strippers. the best man then also refused my helpful belly dancers suggestion. now they are going fishing. fishing. bah. (not that i wouldn’t go fishing if i was invited. james.) and then brian said he hasn’t done anything for doug’s bachelor party (is this a surprise? doug don’t read this.) and so i urbanely slipped him some helpful links to pictures of strippers in seattle. no reply on that front yet either. it’s like there’s a conspiracy against me getting to see strippers. or play feed the kitty. it’s sexist i tell you. this stupid segregation of genders pre-wedding. i am offended by the archaic male belief systems i keep butting up against with my helpful searching fingers googling the stripper situations.
however my day brightened this morning because yesterday i also sent an email to long-hai in canada begging to know whether he could come see me while i’m in seattle. sadly the answer was no, however he told me about this recent project he did animating an anthropomorphic cat girl and he thought of me for inspiration. ME. all right, i have to say, anyone who uses me as a muse makes me melt inside. that is just too too sweet.
(please note: long-hai drew neither of those pictures. but hopefully will be putting up his animated one eventually on his page.)
“inveigle”. I learn a new word every day, here on sushi!
that is a cute cat girl. you should get her tattooed enormously on your back. ok?
no, kristen.