Nyataimori

Don’t be rash now, Michele. Think this through. Consider how much poop that kid will be injecting into his costume. Consider how ill-equiped he is to clean it up himself. The need to procreate will pass when you keep these facts in mind.

…i have to clean up after cats right now. i mean…it’s not that much different. well, except for being more frequent and more runny.

Oh, that is the cutest elephant baby ever!
My own elephant maternity bone would quiver if it existed.

I say elephant babies for all!
I nominate Kristen and Dianna to be the preliminary bearers of the elephant babies, for all us single women to curiously examine and decide whether or not we like.
- and also partially to make Gene and Jacob squirm.

In all seriousness, though,
that is a very cute baby elephant.

That boy is too cute for words. Oh good god I can’t stand it.

Guys! Michele is right here saying she WANTS to procreate, and yet you start pointing baby-bearing fingers at me again? Haven’t we been through this before?

I ain’t havin’ no damn babies. Michele, go to town.

or just go to the zoo.

i always counted on the lovely ellie to have a gorgeous kid, but she is really going above and beyond here.

yeah nuala and i should take the plunge. not together per se, you know. just…plunging. in the plumbing.

yes because I need another rumor starting that I’m pregnant

there was a first rumor?!

spill it, baby-mama.

Don’t you two remember when you decided I was pregnant and then Michele sent me a maternity card making the whole office think I was pregnant

there are so many reasons why this post is brilliant.
1. baby elephant is looking into the camera with a look of, “oh jeez, mom made me wear this…again.”
2. michele used the phrase “plunging in the plumbing”
3. nuala is pregnant

Did you guys notice the gray elephant eyes this baby has? Same as the costume.
Just a cute baby observation.