hella silly, a whole lot drunk

the other day i had to call my brother for some illegal activity advice. and he was fucking drunk as a skunk and could not emphasize enough the importance of a *******. so he’s going on and on about the criminal element and cops and ******** and i am laughing my ass off at him while sitting in the movie theatre waiting for sweet home alabama to start. eventually i asked him outright if he was drunk and there was a brief pause in his tirade against nosy neighbors before he admitted to it and went off again on *******. this post would make a lot more sense if i could tell you what the hell i need criminal info for. unfortunately for all of you this is a top secret undercover op of which the secrets cannot be divulged until the mission is accomplished. live in longing, people. roll in it like dirty piggies.