so katie, who i work with, just informed me that she is LEAVING at the end of the month. she is going away back to santa barbara to work and leaving me all alone. i bet you anything this will mean i will be saddled with all her work too! i can’t do all her work! i can barely do all of my work! ahhhhH!!!!! this is going to suck so much ass i can’t even tell you. soon i will probably just quit and be working at mcdonalds with brian. and i’m not supposed to know yet and have to act surprised when my boss gets around to telling me. mooooaaaaan……this job will suck so much without crate girl here to liven me up and act as a buffer between me and the overly stressed/hyperactive worker queen bee boss.
November 6, 2002 by
crate girl
Categories: General
I’m sorry. That sucks so much, but it’ll be ok. You’ll see. Everything will be fine. (she says in a calm soothing voice so that Michele does not bolt and leave me all alone!
you’re bolting first!
maybe i’ll get a raise…
well I’m not going anywhere for a while
well….neither am i….
me neither! hey, me neither! hey this is great!
oh man. half an hour. then you better believe I’m going somewhere.
let me know if they need a replacement that will make them think,
“What in the hell have we hired!!!!”
and will try to hire back Katie and give both of you big raises.
wait! this isn’t katie as in K-to-the-motherfuckin-T-y’all, is it? as in the same katie who loves nonpariels as much as I do?
no it’s a different katie.
I felt the same way when kris left me. so sad to lose a work friend. and such a betrayal that she could do this to you….me……wait, what?
A small, flat chocolate drop covered with white pellets of sugar?
orrrr…..this nonpariel?
fucking links not working!
well the second one is a painted bunting, aka nonpariel.