erica asked me to relate a school story for her. you all know how she tells little kid stories. ahem.
on tuesday in class, the teacher was having all the little chitlins repeat words after her to teach pronunciation and possibly spelling. so teacher says, “sleepy, repeat after me, ‘sleepy’.” and all those little ankle biters pipe up with “sleepy!” and then eventually somewhere later on down the road the teacher said, “ok repeat this word after me: ‘carrots’.” and when all the little munchies went to say “carrots” four of them chose sneezing really loudly instead.
carrot bits everywhere! blech!
HA!
priceless. esp. the pic.
perhaps miz d should get her OWN site for us to enjoy on our rounds, eh?
did you click on the pic and learn what laura carrot’s fave tv show is? because that is good to know.
she says she’s thinking about it. but claims not to have enough time. to which i say, whatevs yo. i think we need to convince jason to get one too. because he is fucking funny.
whatevs indeed. they both should. they don’t have to update but once a week if they don’t want to. pants and ian are not every dayers after all and they do okay.
YOU HEAR THAT, MIZD/MR.S.? HOP TO IT!
Who is this Laura Carrot? She’s not on the show…why should she make it to the movie. I say we feed her to erica. While I’m not within 15 feet.
hang on a sec here. do you actually WATCH veggietales?
religiously. I’ve got all the songs on CD and everything.
My favorite is “Pirates who don’t do anything.”
Followed closely by “The Hairbrush Song.”
who’s pyshco now, huh? WHO”S PSYCHO NOW?
don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. of all people, I think you would have a blast with them. (maybe only secretly, but you would still love it)
don’t ask us to swab the deck
or scimitar like crazies
we can’t be bothered to navigate
our parrots are just as lazy
we’re pirates who don’t do anything
pirates who don’t do anything…
I tell I lie, the real words are much cooler:
http://veggietales.virtualave.net/sswl/sswlsngalng.html
oh my christ, fucking BRILLIANT rabbit!
http://veggietales.virtualave.net/lyric/
click on all the silly songs with larry links. rabbit, you are a genius, a GENIUS.
I quoted “The Bunny Song” on my website a few weeks ago.
“Miren El Pepino” is actually one I forgot about. That’s up there too.
ok so possibly my mocking was off. maybe we should have a veggietales party and watch only veggietales till we all puke up carrots. maybe it will inspire us with our musical even.
all of a sudden michele is changing her tone….
i would go look at your bunny song quote but your site is broken again. you need to go feed the admin hamster.
or whip him till he gets back on his wheel at least.
he needs more kibble.
MORE KIBBLE FOR THE HAMSTER!
and for christ’s sake, CHANGE HIS WOOD SHAVINGS!
We can rent one of those sing-along videos and forcefeed erica carrots and pepper until she sprays all over jason again.
Only this time I’ll be ready with the camera.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000067J4H/qid=1037226299/sr=1-6/ref=sr_1_6/103-3884232-8434249?v=glance&s=dvd
He’s a dirty hamster. I think he’s having a cigarette break. I’ve been trying to get him to quit, for efficiency’s sake, but he doesn’t have the willpower.
GIVE HIM THE PATCH! OR AT LEAST SOME NICOTINE GUM!
a few points:
1.really it was only one very loud kid sneeze, but at the most opportune time.
2. we shall see about the blogging. i feel like it’s some sort of cult, and right now i’m just leafing through the pamphlets, but what will happen if i cross that line? already having michele relate my story feels like i’m being sucked in. sssswompph!
3. i realize now that i should have been aiming the carrot not at the jason, but at the BUNNY. sheesh.
suuuuuuuuuck. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
i’ll get you, my pretty, and your little carrot spewing mouth too.
p.s. a pamphlet AND an egg sandwich with fake eggs? ahhhh you shouldn’t have. hwee! he’s so cute! with the whole, “well my parents would love these sandwiches, i’ll be waiting for them to tell them what good sandwiches they missed in 30 minutes on the church steps.”
for the record: erica, I saw you sneeze and I saw carrot on jason *but* I did not see carrot transfer from you to jason. leading me to believe jason planted the carrot ON HIMSELF in order to discredit your heretofore extremely hygenic reputation.
that man will do anything to get ahead. the eyes behind those glasses are shifty I tell you.
I, however, can step to jason’s defense, as I saw the carrot transfer take place. I had my eye particularly trained onto on pyramidal chunk of carrot that left 25% from the right side of her upper lip, and traveled through the air, depositing itself into the crook of jason’s left arm.
There was no planted evidence, and there was no second spitter on the grassy knoll.
never trust a bunny when it comes to carrot talk.
i hear that, ms. dido. i hear that.
p.s. michele, now that you mention it, what happened to that story line? why did we see no lane church steppin’ action?
well…umm… i think they ran out of time. and besides, wasn’t jess saying, “well then there’s something i’ve got to take care of,” SO MUCH BETTER? you know it was.
p.s. hee hee kristen thinks you’re hygenic. what a riot, ey? EY?
sorry.
i know, i’ve got her fooled! although i guess if you count “not sneezing carrot onto your friends” as hygenic, you must agree i usually am that. usually.
i agree to nothing. i’ve lived with you and your evil befouling of friend’s sweaters with vegetable like items for too long. i must take a stand! carpe the fucking diem!
yeah! carrot the day!