oh holy crap. not that any of you will really care about this, but i bet people searching for sugar shoes will care. all those girls that find that long ago post and then KEEP ASKING FOR LINKS ON WHERE TO FIND THE SHOES EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. fucking stupid girls. don’t deserve the sugar shoes. but i think everybody, and particularly me whose birthday is not so far off (shut up), deserves every single item of sugar makeup, lotion, bath bubbles, fun fun cute cute! whee!
seriously, this sephora magazine thing just came to me in the mail. in the mail. and i’m flipping thru it going, hmm de hmm whatevs yo, and i turn the page and there! there right in front of my face is some of the fucking cutest make-up ever. fuck i wonder if they test on animals. goddammit. if i can’t buy this makeup i am going to be so fucking pissed. mainly at them for not being ethically aware, but still…
you know what’s funny is that some people make posts about the world, politics, reality. and i, i make posts about make-up and how much consumerrily i want some. yes i know that’s not a word. but isn’t it a good one?
mono no aware.
I highly recommend that everyone go check out one of the more recent comments on the sugar shoes post, by “keisha,” who complains that she hella wants these shoes, multiple exclamation points, but that she also wants a boyfriend, period.
it’s the sad, non-exclamatory period at the end that makes this comment so good. she knows there’s no boyfriend for her on this page. so why even try, she wonders. why even try.
soooo….does this mean you’re going to buy me some glittery eye shadow? because like all things i ask for, i’m just going to be buying it for myself in like five minutes. i bought a book from my amazon wish list for myself yesterday after all. why do i even try to get myself gifts for free? i’m just going to indulge myself. who needs a boyfriend.
maybe keisha will buy it for you. I wouldn’t put it past her.
and since when do boyfriends buy their girls makeup? since NEVER.
you’re getting a xmas and birthday present from me. so try not to buy everything you want before then, okay? don’t make me confiscate your wallet.
i memorized my credit card number. you are shit out of luck here.
i was uhh more intimating other things with the “indulging” and “boyfriend” comments. hwee.
i will buy nothing more before christmas. and i will take that one i did buy off my amazon list. i promise.
oh, dirty girl. one would think you went around writing porn for fun.
one would think that wouldn’t one?
hahaha…you can talk about sugar shoes once you have 15 pair like me. HA HA and i just gave my sister 3 pair this weekend. good luck.
I adore Sugar shoes too – but they are so hard to find here in Canada – many sites that sell them online won’t ship them here — it’s so upsetting. I currently have 8 pairs..I have a these beautiful purple sparkly mary janes on today…they make me happy on the inside 🙂