long-hai sundae

“dood! this place is sweet!” (that is obviously me, right? ok.)

“yeah. girls love this place. i’ve learned that it’s best to buy them gift from here because they love it before they even see it if it comes in a pottery barn box.”

“hmm interesting…i don’t think i would love something just because it came in a p-barn box.” pause while i look around for a minute. “well, ok that was the me who’d never been inside of pottery barn talking. now though, now i would go all ga-ga over the damn box.”

“my theory is proven! girls are suckers.”

“hey!”

sounds of scuffling and breaking p-barn artifacts fill the air. sirens. handcuffs. jail doors slamming.

“dood! this place is sweet!”

“yeah! look at my new jumpsuit!”