December 18, 2002 by

beanie poll

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so last night at midnite premiere kristen and i had a communal revelation about the seriousness draw power of the boy in a beanie. kristen judged this to be because boy hair is normally bad and beanie’s hide that from us. i think it has something to do with making thier heads all round and fuzzy and smooth. or something. hmm…that is pretty sexually telling. it also frames thier faces really nicely if they have nice faces. cute boys in cute beanies of the indie rock persuasion are hot. that’s all i’m saying. and i was bored. and tired. and wonder if you agree.

boy in beanie-hot or not?

fucking hot.

hot enough to fuck.

ugly.

stupid.

condom-head.

think it adds extra protection for fucking.

think you are seriously deranged for finding young beanie wearers really hot.

wish you had a boy in a beanie with you right now.

think michele has really odd fetishes.

were wishing this quiz was not quite as long.

wish that michele had made a real entry instead of some dumb beanie poll.

wish you had seen some the cuties in beanies at midnight LOTR.

bean-ie! bean-ie! throw your hands in the air, wave em like…

wish michele would shove a beanie in her mouth, choke, and die. (you choose this. no forgiveness.)

think SDK looked hot in a beanie.

wish michele had slept with SDK and gotten the sick fascination out of her system.

think michele and SDK would have made a cute couple.

think michele has veered away from original poll question.

beanie boy! beanie boy! give me joy! i like poi!

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3 Responses to beanie poll

  1. erica

    dood, you are totally not using the word beanie correctly. don’t you mean a knit hat or cap or whatever? have i been walking around with an incorrect vision of what a beanie constitutes? you better believe i’m gonna consult with jason, jolie and jacob this evening. sheesh. beanie my ass.

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