THINGS I MISS:
my pee partner, marina.
a commonplace email conversation:
michele: goddammit i have to go to the bathroom again.
marina: shit dude, i’ve only drunk like a third of my 8 x 8oz.
michele: well you better hurry the fuck up. you’ve got a three hour time difference on me and i’m almost done with mine. sucka.
marina: shut up! i’m going to go pee!
michele: ha ha! neener neener!
THINGS I WANT TO SEE:
…
last night at the guru movie, a conversation between nuala and i:
m & n: dancing indians! dancing indians! eeee!
m: you know what would make this movie perfect?
n: no, what?
m: dancing indian TURKEYS!
spastic giggling and shushing as the movie starts with a movie of dancing indians.
So, was it good? Do you recommend?
say what? the guru? hella good. i’ll write a review of it any week now.
It was silly, but it wasn’t your typical Indian movie..
All I’m saying is that it was no Laagan. Do not go expecting anything remotely like that. The Guru is silly good old fashioned fun.
with singing and dancing.
But is it racist? I loved Lagaan!!! Sholay sucked ASS!!