fuck it’s too early to be up after going to bed at somewhere around 2:30 in the morning. suuuuckkkkkkking.
and what am i doing up so early you might very well be asking yourself. business meeting. online business meeting at 8am my time. in order to accomodate people in europe. isn’t that fucking INSANE? what am _I_ doing with a business. when did i become all entrepreneurish-shit? i don’t even know how to spell it. and with world domination plans in effect too, what with the far flung group placement. moannnnn but it’s so early. wah wah wah.
last night was hella fun. i ate entirely too much. i got to see my friends. the music was FANTASTIC for a happy change. i think i caught some james brown stylings. so thank you to everybody and thank you to kim for bringing tasty cake and candles too and then NOT SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. i appreciate that so much. stupid song. just eat the cake. is all good.
Michele,
Sorry we didn’t show up to 26 mix. Here are my lame excuses:
1. Too late. I’m in bed by 10 these days.
2. We got a new European Sleep Works mattress. YUM. Couldn’t get my ass out the bed.
3. I’m lame.
Tracy
liggity lame. =) but totally ok since you came to the FIRST party with the prettiest, fuzziest present.
What’s a European Sleepworks Mattress?
a nice not from a junkie-prostitute one.
exactly. junkie prostitutes need horrible mattresses so they can be uncomfortable enough to stay awake during the awful sex.
There are junkie whores in Europe. And they sleep-work more than anybody.
well i was mainly just pointing out that it’s prob a nicer mattress thanYOURS, mr shamai. although now that you’re in the land of milk and honey maybe you have a nicer mattress?
i did a report on NJ in middle school. it’s the garden state you know.
Oh, yeah? Well I bet you didn’t know that the state bird is the European Junkie Whore. They’re almost extinct because people keep taking their beds.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!
I put a link on my entry today that shows my mattress and all of it’s features! Go check it out. Comments are great, too. (me=shameless)
european comment whore. 😉
Oh Jason, I’m so glad that you are back in the land of internet connections. We’ve missed you so. Erica and I were just telling the Ukranian about your junkie whore mattress. He thought the whole deal was hiiiiigh-larious. That Ukranian, he’s a good one.
I’m glad he’s working out for you. I would feel bad leaving you with a lame-o.
Tracy, I tried to comment on your site, but it wouldn’t let me, just for the record. TWICE I attempted to make fun of the “high quality British steel” and it wouldn’t let me. So I’ll do it here:
HA HA! British steel.
hahaha.
michele…have i ever told you i have a beta fish named sushi?
no.
were you thinking of eating it on rice?
no….i don’t eat rice.
😉