sweet jesus. so yesterday on the drive home nuala was telling me about how dvd depot down the street of which i wrote about before now has commercials on the television starring my erstwhile suitor. apparently i have missed out on being the someone of someone famous.
hmmm so i just searched my page for me writing about the whole dvd depot thing. and i swear to god i had written about it, but apparently not. ok so once i went in there and the guy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i, horrified, said yes so as to circumvent having to go on a date with him. yes i LIED. this description makes the entire sequence of events sound very boring. it would be a lot better if i could find a picture of him or if any of you have seen the commercial.
sadly i have not seen their commercial but nuala assures me it’s horrific. and i did find their webpage online where you can listen to the current promotional ad of a free porn dvd with a certain level of purchase. good fucking times.
They like to talk about their dvd “adult section”. It’s like their braggin about all the porn they watch.
Wow, you should’ve jumped on that train when you had the chance. Famous people are good in bed.
i tried clicking for directions, but it didn’t work. how cum?
cause i didn’t incorporate the link into the picture. i just stole the picture. that’s how cum.