children of dune, scene 42: the cows are released from the byre and after a short scuffle in the fields, everyone settles down to cud-chewing.
leto (paul’s offspring, not the one from whose loins he sprang, but his own loin’s gift) – i never noticed before but this worm of arrakis looks an awful lot like a penis.
ghanima: ew.
leto (to the set guys): excuse me. do you think i could get a bigger worm here?
ghanima: compensator.
leto: am not.
ghanima: are too.
leto: AM N…
lady jessica: children! cut the crap!
(obscure hand movements which signal language): it really does look like a penis.
leto (whine): but grandmoooother. you banished us to the desert and now you’re going to make me ride a SMALL penis into the bargain.
lady jessica: you watch yourself or i’ll turn susan sarandon on you.
(OHG): what is she even doing in this movie?
ghanima: ha ha! now you’re in trouble. she could poke out one of your glowing eyeballs with her hair accessories.
lady jessica: don’t taunt your brother.
(OHG): i wonder if i could get a penis to ride…
leto: whatever. could we focus on the size of my worm-penis?
lady jessica: nobody listen to him. you! gaffer! are you listening to me? do not give that boy a bigger penis!
(frantic OHG): give it to me! to me!
later on–the message boards on imdb sprout insane political arguings having not much to do with the movie at all. it’s nice to be in a country where free speech and large sand dwelling worm-penises are encouraged to flourish.
Whoa, those “SS” haters are piseed. I bet I know a different SS they would feel more compassion for.
sissy spacek?
i don’t have a witty comment for this blog. but i was so amused by it. and by the fact that you watched this film, foolio.
the funny thing is, i haven’t even watched it yet. i taped it. oh yes. all 6 hours. but i’ve only seen parts when i was trying to make my VCR record. but i will watch it soon. and then i will loan it to jacob.
but hey wait, you don’t even have a pithy name offering for SS? i want to know if jason is just being silly or if he’s really talking about someone.
social security. he is making a pithy comment about the current administration’s attitudes towards the retirement money of the little man (see enron, etc). duh.
The SS were the worst of Hitler’s army.
or Suzanne Somers