Monthly Archives: June 2003

when baggity-baggity-o-branny tells you he is bringing Ireland to baseball, he does not fuck around.

kristen is wearing a ring lately of an owl to remind her to be wise and silent. and i found my ring of two people having sex and have been wearing it lately to remind me to be sexual. what does this tell us? that kristen and i place a huge burden upon our jewelery? or that i can’t rhyme? ok i think other things are telling us about my lack of rhyming ability. ahem. mean.

besides myself and maybe jenny, i don’t know anyone who watched firefly. what the hell kind of joss whedon fans are you people? anyway, i saw this today on nerdgirl’s page and decided to share because i thought it was cute. i also went and made my own little southpark version of my bro. but then it wouldn’t let me save the picture and i got irritated. he was holding a beer and everything. gorramit.

hmm i found this article on angel/the end of buffy too which was good and interesting, if you are a fan.

what is up with 73 tunnel road? i drive by there every day on my way to work and it has been vacant for like a year and a half. for a while it had a for sale sign but then that too went away. but no one’s moved in. can i move in there? i love that house. i want to understand why it is so still and silent and lonely waiting though. where are the owners? why do they not move in with the hustle and bustle and putting up of knick knacks and curtains? why not install a big four poster bed and shiny pots hanging in the kitchen? such a great house completely wasted on emptiness.

i want someone to find this and answer me and then GIVE me the house. chances of this happening? very low. i will try posting on cragislist about it too though. maybe someone will see it and know something.

and people wonder how i write so many posts. sarcastic scoff.

interested in salam pax? of course you are. who isn’t? read this. do you think the man is cashing in on his success or that it’s true? it’s a question. however i am curious about salam pax writing for the guardian. damn that boy is fast. i just went to his page to get the link for it and he already posted about this article on slate. heh. I AM BEHIND THE TIMES!

more importantly than war references. kim told me to read jon carroll’s column in the chronicle from yesterday which i did and from which i was directed to this webpage. PetOffice is one of the most brilliant japanese things i have seen in a while. the translation! the horror! good times.*

“i am a frog”

*i just noticed looking at it from work that viewing today/on a Mac is different from when i looked at it yesterday at home. the translation was much funnier yesterday. maybe it has something to do with the Mac though…hmm..odd.

301! 301!

i can’t quite bring myself to be actually excited about this being my 300th post. 100 or 500 or 1000 or 2000th comment, sure. but 300? that’s boring. that’s like turning 17 after having turned 16 while still waiting for 18 and then the big of 21.

still, 300, that’s a lot. that’s a lot of inane writing, occasional funny, whiny brat, and weepy reminiscing. ah blogging, what are you good for.

jason’s coming home! jason!

he’ll be here thursday in time for baseball. =)