this movie rocked. seriously. so much fun. i mean, if you want something SERIOUS and THINKABLE than screw you. but the swordfight swashbuckling, the beautiful people, the crazy dialogue of johnny depp as CAPTAIN jack sparrow. all so good. explosions! boats! ships, i mean! beaches! treasure! i could go on! but i will stop!
favorite things about this movie:
the insouciant johnny depp playing a drunken, manic pirate to the very hilt of his ability. the man is a fucking genius.
the incredibly sexy-cute facial expressions of orlando bloom and his camaraderie with johnny depp and love of the pretty girl. plus he’s just adorable.
keira knightley’s gorgeously tanned skin, long legs, beautiful eyeballs, the package does it for me. i’m reminded with delight of the scene in ‘bend it like beckham’ when she’s dancing with jonathan rhys-meyer in the club in germany in that tiny little pink top. holy sweet jesus. hot. but that’s another movie. i will stop talking about it too.
favorite dialogue bits:
sparrow rips off elizabeth’s corset
soldier man: “never would have thought of that.”
JS: “clearly you’ve never been to singapore.”
commodore: “you’re the the worst pirate i’ve ever heard of”
JS: “ah but you have HEARD of me.”
and then the whole sea turtle escape method when will is hearing about it for the first time.
“he roped the sea turtles together into a raft.”
will: “he roped sea turtles. (pause) what did he use for rope?”
stumped silence till the camera pans out to show sparrow
JS: human hair. from my back.” swishily walks off. oh the swish. so great.
anyway, i seriously enjoyed this movie and recommend it highly. to the point where i will say that upon release this movie will be mine immediately. that is how much i liked it. you can say that due to the number of movies i own, some of them quite crap, that’s not much of a recommendation. but keep in mind most of those i buy for discounted prices to free, i don’t often buy movies the day they’re released. that requires forethought and planning that i don’t usually possess because i’m lazy. but for pirates i will scrape together all my faculties.
other reviews:
yargh! walking skeleton! was she part of the original ride?
yes, it’s always nice when the stomach has no meat on it and yet still manages to stick out beyond the breasts. given how hot she was in pirates, where the old-timey clothing created the illusion of a feminine form, and how pretty her face is, that’s an extremely unfortunate body she’s carrying around.
you guys are crazy. she is gorgeous.
her face is gorgeous and she’s got the body to protect it. sorry–that was mean. no, she’s just in dire need of some flesh to go with those bones. somebody, give her a hamburger.
I’m with the rest of them. She’s way too skinny in that photo
mmmm luscious for the licking…
Hello
i really enjoyed the movie.It acually was the great american movie I ever saw. I wanted to see if keira knightly has an email address if she does please send it to golshan91@yahoo.com
Thanks Bye
hey, this is rather late, but i really really wanna know what the reference to singapore is about. if anyone has any idea could you just email me and tell me? it’s killing me, i’m from singapore and i can’t think of anything. thanks.
pileofbarf@yahoo.com
She is the finest ever thing to grace this planet!!!!
Does anyone know if she has an E-mail address.
If you know can you E-mail it to me at twistedtwintwo@aol.com
Hey, if anyone knows keira’s email address, please email it to me. i’d really like to contact her, thanks.
beachgoer2007@hotmail.com
So does anyone know keira’s e mail, if you do please send it to us too. She’s my favourite actress, she’s so beautiful and talented. I love the Pirates of the Caribbean
adonis_45@hotmail.com
she is so fit and sexy and needs no extra meat what so ever!!
First off, what the helll are half of you smoking?! She is the best looking chick in the whole damn world, bitch if you must about her being too skinny, but do it talking to yourself, rocking back and forth in a dark corner.
i have to say i’m impressed by this comment. usually when people disagree with something written on this page they have no concept of either grammar or spelling. this comment is almost perfect (hell vs helll) and even, shockingly, articulate.
satan aka andrew, how excited are you to see her as guinevere in that new king arthur movie? after all, she’ll be half naked and covered in the picts blue war paint. oh i’m excited, (though still confused as to how guinevere became a pict warrior).
the temptation to pull a “linda c.” and give all these folks kiera’s email address is strong, so strong.
If anyone knows keira knightleys email address, email it to me at Lynnepask@aol.com
I’m a huuuuge fan of Keira’s and I hope she comes on this site so she can know I’m her biggest fan! She Rox! She’s so pretty and really funny! I wish i could meet her! I also really like Orli Bloom, but I wish he would dump Kate and date Keira! She deservs him more than any-one! When I’m 17 i’m gonna move to London and be an acrtess like the wonderful Keira!
If anyone knows keira knightleys email address, email it to me :nadi_sha@yahoo.com
I would just like to state a few obvious facts. Kiera Knightley is God’s gift to all mankind. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, athletic, and most importantly human. She makes me feel not quite so small in the scale of things. If Kiera ever reads this I hope she knows that she’s got a friend and a fan in Minnesota, USA.
No doubt she’s a good looking girl. However her acting talent remains to be seen. She was okay in Pirates, but Johnny Depps performance overshadowed everyone else so who could really tell there. As for Love Acutally, her part was completely useless. I loved that movie but there were just too many plot-lines and a couple of useless characters, hers included. We’ll see what she’s like as Guinevere.
sexy pict stomach-revealing warrior with blue swirl tattoos! who cares how she acts?!
p.s. she was good in bend it like beckham, i thought.
I admittedly haven’t seen “Beckham.” I did hear that she was quite good in it.
I’m a huge Keira fan, but I must say, she is way to thin! I mean, she does two hours at the gym a day!
Giulietta
Yea I was also wondering if anybody has her e-mail address to send it to me at wobblyheadedbob@hotmail.com
shes thin yeah but its all muscle. shes gorgeous and talented.
can some body tell me keiras e-mail address please? My e-mail addrss is dileepadi@hotmail.com
If anyone out there has Keiras e-mail, can you please let me know 🙂
thanks (antrod123@yahoo.com)
Forget Keira!!! What’s Johnny’s e-mail address or address proper in France?
pleease. keiras the hottest girl ever. too skinny my asshole, i dont want no lump of walking lard with cellulite everywhere.
shes perfect