entering this lovely month of june the entire family was unemployed. there was me who quit, my mom who was having issues with the unified school district laying people off instead of hiring new teachers, and my brother who got laid off for no reason. or at least no reason that he or curtis is telling me.
this all changed three days ago when my mom got a phone call from her beloved elementary school about a job opening teaching a 4th grade class. mother is now gainfully employed while my brother and i continue to waste our lives away in frivolous pursuits. i don’t know what his frivolity consists of. mine still consists (as we all know) of swimming, reading YA books, and watching anime.
hold your best wishes for the moms.
in other news, my brother has been offered a mistress type living situation by a sugar momma. yes, his rent and utilities would be paid and all he’d have to do is take care of the infantile appetites of anthony/chovy. yes, this sugar momma is none other than anthony’s momma. ahem, let me stress this is not the sicilian. this is a friend from high school currently finishing his college career down in long beach whose mother spoils him so much that she is willing to send my brother down there to watch over him for the next 6 months until her first-born moves back up here to be under her own watchful eye. i’m kind of jealous. i want to go live in long beach for free in exchange for “looking after” that backstreet boy. hmph.
commence congratulations to the mom. yey mom for getting a job and making me look bad! yey mom! and yey adam for being offered a chance to be a kept woman! yey kept woman adam! now what shall i do for an encore?
I think Adam should totally go for being a kept woman. Being somewhat of a kept person myself, I can say that it totally rocks!
Except that a lot of the time I feel like a big loser for not having a job, for playing video games all day, and for sleeping in because there’s not a pressing reason to get up early.
congratulations, carol! when does she start?
kristen- when school starts. sooo…september? she gets to decorate her own classroom even.
cody- i wish i was a kept person too. i had no idea you were, you lucky duck.
Who in there right mind would think that Adam would make a good “looking after” boy. He is the one that you (Michele (Cousin)) worries about when ever you (Michele (Cousin)) and Carol (Aunt)leave your house for an extended amount of time.
compared to anthony, adam is a fucking class act of togetherness. he’s the only person i’ve ever seen who has any control over anthony’s vagaries.
Yea Carol! I’m assuming the school you were talking about is Sequoia.