thought process while walking thru the parking lot to class today:

hmm that boy standing on the curb is kind of cute from a distance. not that i can see all that far. crap these contacts suck ass. closer, still cute. holy crap, what does that say? is he honestly wearing a shirt that says, ‘chicks dig pasty, scrawny guys’? who would do that? who would that work on? it’s kind of endearing. argh! no! i fell for the shirt! goddammit!