this morning i was awoken by curtis and dan busting down my door and flinging pillows at my head. giggling like school-girls, those boys are a menace to all peacefully sleeping little sisters everywhere.
then they told me about curtis’ new book. the pop-up kama sutra with paper penii and paper slits. they were mostly impressed by this one where the girl is being lowered by string onto the boy (probably on top of an elephant). very delicate machinery. i was delighted, as i always am delighted by rope and pulley systems of sex.
they, on the other hand, were a trifle startled by my having owned the kama sutra (non pop-up version) since 10th grade. what’s the big though? instructional manuals are important once you hit high school. for all that high school sex i never had. but i was well instructed, and that’s what counts.