i honestly came to work today just to play my 5 Kingdom of Loathing characters (incarnate, lunch, yer_mom, polka_dots, and spca). i’m only going to be here 3 hours, and already i have wasted half an hour breaking a priceless pottery object from the ming dynasty.
mind you, it was already broken and being held together with blue sticky tac, (for some obscure reason), as i discovered when the part i was holding broke away from the other part and totally shattered the legs off that stool/candle holder/doo-hickey thing.
that’s quite a hefty price. i hope you win lots of meat to make up for it.
oh no, are you in trouble? or are you going to just buy lots of blue sticky tac?
nope, not in trouble. krazy glue will save the day. plus, it’s probably not priceless. it’s probably a piece of crap. it looks like a piece of crap.