just in case anyone is bored out there and wants to sweetly help me: Download file
here is my powerpoint presentation for the conference i am going to tomorrow. you could say to me things like: ‘michele, that color is bad!’ or ‘michele, you have horrible spelling!’ things like that. and in addition you can maybe glean some information and escalate your own knowledge about banana yoshimoto, noh, and androgynous incest.
kristen retained information about the children’s crusade thanks to me and the artbook i did senior year of high school and managed to jump her teacher on the punchline yesterday: ‘they’re all sold into slavery! silly children, crusades aren’t for midgets.’ so here’s your chance to learn something valuable from me and jump a teacher in a hallway: ‘silly teacher, you need to be de-phallicized.’