my 10 favorite things about lindsey’s wedding

1. the open bar

2. colin saying, well, pretty much anything. but mostly “WHOOOOO knOOOOOOOWWs?”

3. the porta-potty

4. the woman in green

5. passing notes in church out of sheer boredom with the greek orthodox (LONG) ceremony *(see extended)*

6. convincing a 10 year old neighbor kid that erica does the voice of lois on family guy. (i really had no part of in that lie. i was just throwing almonds down her shirt when garth started lying to the 10 year old.)

7. jenny’s rage black out where she killed the groom

8. telling jesus to step off

9. (not actually at the wedding, but) the interior decoration job at our hotel

10. getting very drunk with jenny, sarah, and erica, causing us to tell lindsey’s cousins scandalous stories about our college years, causing the rest of the wedding party to shush us during toasts, and granting us the title of rowdy vixens, the belles of the ball.

all other pictures can be viewed in the album from here.

me: greek orthdox wedding?!?! we are screwed.

jenny: oh yeah. we’ll get out of here at 8:30.

me: i brought a book, but look we’re already at the ring stage. did she change her name?

erica: i guess so. sophia? i remember!…sophia is the greek orthodox name she took. i like this pen. purple.

jenny: yeah, i wondered if that was it. “lord have mercy” is right. 🙁

me: now she really is your girlfriend. chastity?

jenny: i guess they won’t be having any sex under our present then. oh well. we tried.

erica: ew… he said ‘womb’. i don’t think you can have all those descendents w/out sex. but that’s just my take on it.

jenny: he said it repeatedly. i guess if jesus, as the head of the household, decides it’s time for procreation, then maybe you can forgo the chastity.

me: sophia’s womb better prepare itself for the procreation because that chastity belt is coming off. the man must love the woman as his own body, after all. so says jesus. shiny book….shiny.