before i left on this trip kristen asked me if nuala was a good dancer. we were discussing how i might be “forced” to go to clubs with nuala as she is a clubbing kind of santa barbara girl. well tonight/last night, i discovered the truth. nuala is an amazing dancer. (i tried to write “teeth” there instead of “dancer”. teeth? what the fuck? i am drunk.) she moves her hips in a way no girl should. unless she is expressly issuing an invitation to her front bottom. it was awesome. i got accosted by 5 middle aged guys on a stag run, nuala got surrounded by 6 boys trying (and failing, but funnily) to skank to some good ska. the band was excellent and the dune bugs were flowing. we also tried japanese lemonade, black jacks, ice 101, and slippery nipples. what was in most of these drinks, i couldn’t tell you but they got me to dance and sing along with a whole host of songs. and compared to nuala’s glowing front bottom vacancy sign, i am a terrible dancer.
December 3, 2005 by
base backpackers wellington, december 4, 2005
Categories: General
you are a great dancer, stupid. never say front bottom again since it makes tea go in my nose canal.
I love the phrase “front bottom”, even though I had to re-read the post to truly appeciate it, and luckily I was not drinking anything during.
some ladies on a beach in the abel tasman national park were telling us how cold the water was on their front bottoms.
“you know, the fanny. not what you call the fanny, but the front bottom fanny. that’s what we call it. the fanny. and it was COOOO-OOOLD.”
i couldn’t help picking it up. front bottom. sheer genius.
I´m still a little confused about the front bottom. Luckily I was smoking tea, so I laughed anyway.
Front bottom was also used in Sexy Beast. It was one of the few things I liked about that movie.
First you trash the first Wonka movie, now Sexy Beast! Wait, did you trash the first Wonka movie? I can´t remember now. You still suck though.
No, I didn’t trash the first Wonka movie. I only praised the new one. If I go and rent the original right now, may I be forgiven?
Only if you use your Blockbuster Rewards discount card. Otherwise you´re just being wasteful.
i’m in la! nuala just called me from her shuttle bus because she misses me. so cute. la la la, in la. i hate la.