February 14, 2007 by

alcohol doused flames

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yesterday i met a hot fireman at the local safeway.

“hey.” he said to me in the checkout line.

“um. hi?” i replied while fixated on the 40s he held in his hands. was he going to drink it all? on duty? what if he tried to put a fire out with his pee? his pee-pee might explode!

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