February 14, 2007 by

alcohol doused flames

Categories: General

yesterday i met a hot fireman at the local safeway.

“hey.” he said to me in the checkout line.

“um. hi?” i replied while fixated on the 40s he held in his hands. was he going to drink it all? on duty? what if he tried to put a fire out with his pee? his pee-pee might explode!

6 Responses to alcohol doused flames

  1. marina

    i think sean is the proper authority here on whether or not pee is flammable after drinking copious amounts of 40s.