February 22, 2007 by

i better czech myself before i wreck myself

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Categories: General

and so the sand in the hourglass of our life pours pornographic gold into my lap.

i’m perusing the high school newspaper/magazine thing today when a story about a visiting exchange student catches my eye. in it he is describing a traditional easter ritual from his home country.

he says,

“Easter is a very fun holiday in the Czech Republic. All the girls stay home and decorate the eggs while the men put together twigs to make decent whipping sticks [already you can see this story going somewhere beautiful, can’t you?].

“The guys then go around like trick-or-treating [!!!] and gently [!] hit the girls on their bottom and ask for eggs.”

boys, we’re instituting a little czech this easter. who’s with me?

…………………………………………………………………..when’s easter?

5 Responses to i better czech myself before i wreck myself

  1. michele

    🙂 did you decide to comment on my webpage because i just commented on yours?

    anyway preggers, when are you due again? 2 of my friends might be moving to portland, fyi, and if they do i might follow them like a little sheep.

  2. michele

    well you’re graduating soon and CO hates you, so you should move to portland in the great portland move of 2007. (note: i can’t move until at least the end of august and my move is slightly contingent on nuala/garren and how cute katherine’s baby turns out to be.)

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