does everyone have a stance on this? i was told by a high school senior that i had to choose a side. i chose ninja. he now has a vendetta out against me and keeps arguing about cutlasses being better than ninja throwing stars. i’m like, dude, you’ve got a parrot crapping down the back of your pansy, billowing shirt and an eye-patch. all i have to do is sneak up on your bad side with one of my many, many ninja weapons and take your ass out. he retaliates with, sure, but i’ve got a boat and you’ve got no sea-legs. i’m a ninja! i’ve got all the legs!
so i may or may not have made a little sign for the library:
and wrote under it:
ninja > pirate
suck on that, kid. you can’t make awesome signs to tape up in the library.
I think a ninja would definitely win the fight, but a pirate would probably still get to knock knee-high pirate boots with the hottie of his/her choice afterwards. Getting laid is an important part of the pirate creed, but I think not so much with ninjas.
Awesome graphic though.
i read a thing that said pirates were better because they got wenches and ninjas only got geishas. and i was all, well…not necessarily true unless they’re really rich ninjas. but even if they don’t get geishas, they still get female ninjas. and that shit is hot! ninja on ninja action!
Doesn’t the female ninja bite the male’s head off after mating though? Whereas pirate wenches will just steal your stuff.
damn wenches.
but yeah, than you’re stuffless. ninja babes will only take your life not your plundered goods.
another HS boy argument: pirates get to plunder villages and get loot. i’m like, you’re forgetting the raping, pillaging, burning, destroying aspect of piratical life. do you really want to claim that’s a GOOD thing? at least ninjas just have ninja wars with other clans and wipe each other out so the shogun doesn’t have to. thus eradicating themselves as a minority population in japan. i guess, not so smart, ninjas.