i have been given a number to call for an interview with the society of experimental test pilots. at 10 am i dial the number. i am greeted with a highly chipper recorded voice.
“congratulations! you have reached the rewards center! chances are you dialed this number by mistake but luckily for you this will be the most exciting and rewarding phone call you make all day! in these tough economic times, we offer significant value in the deals we will make with you today, press one to hear more! and remember, only one deal per household!”
seriously?