i can’t wait for it to be winter.
don’t complain. i just spent entirely too much time updating the movie reviews page and now i’m worn out.
November 4, 2002 by
overextended michele
Categories: General
November 4, 2002 by
Categories: General
i can’t wait for it to be winter.
don’t complain. i just spent entirely too much time updating the movie reviews page and now i’m worn out.
You’re blameless.
thanks gene. =)
worn out. just in time for winter.
hot chocolate….get yer hot chocolate!
are you offering to bring me hot chocolate? bring it on, rockapeller.
well I, for one, blame you. you obscene little pederast of a ninja.
michele sent porn to a ten year old!
see what happens when you don’t give us something substantial to comment on?
ahhhh!! he’s not really 10!! for those curious, go to the link on my name. not that the porn is there anymore mind you. cause the 10 year old deleted it. goddamn 10 year old.
moan. oh god… he really is 10. this is so not good. and jason was right, he is getting sued. that’s awful.
he is TOTALLY TOTALLY ten. but at least I bet he has a crush on you now.
now go read your email woman.
what? i did read it. i wrote back.
i can’t believe he will advocate killing yourself by swallowing folded up frisbees (disclaimer: not a good idea. do no do it.) but won’t let a little ninja porn slide. what’s the world coming to?
maybe because when you’re ten even killing yourself with a frisbee is preferable to snogging some chippie.
but he writes about hot babes and “porking” them all the fucking time.
yes, that’s true. but he thinks that means assaulting them with pigs.
probably not even real pigs. probably stuffed animal ones. pink. perfect corkscrews.
ahhhhhH!!!!
there have been 417 visitors to the ninja porn page. who knew? i haven’t been there in months. i need to read that thing again.
Those CNN parody sites made me laugh so hard that I almost died. I *heart* both ninjas and satire that’s so realistic, it’s almost indistinguishable from the real thing.
what? the CNN pages about how he’s being sued are fake? so he’s NOT 10?!
no dood (in cartman voice) he is totally ten.
(hissing) jacob! shut up! shut! up!
holy crap you bastards. i didn’t actually READ the CNN things before. but when they say things like this, “Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas�are “no matter what” and pork as many hot babes as it takes.”
i think we can all agree they’re NOT REAL. damn you kristen! totally not 10! i am sending him the porn again! maybe i’ll even send hate mail disguised as porn for deleting my porn!�
p.s. sweet fuzzy jesus. how does he make fake CNN reports? this person, whoever he is, is brilliant.
http://www.alteringtime.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=276
this forum is cool. about ninjas. really his webpage is the fucking best thing ever! ahhh it’s so good! i drool over it!!
Holy Jesus! Those CNN reports are fake? That little prick got me good. How do you make them look so real? Isn’t that illegal or something? So, nobody’s really suing him, or what? I’m so confused.
ignore this comment
gene! stop fucking with the CH! i’m trying to comment here!
but at the same time, gene! that thing that tells us when non-CH’s post is fucking brilliant! you = bomb diggity!
now if only that thing worked….