so kristen sent me this link which has tons of anime characters and seiyuu’s (voice actors) birthdays so that you can check and see who shares your birthday. no honestly this is an incredibly dumb thing, but of course i went to check on who gets to be part of my illustrious birthday (february 8th for those of you who are wondering/can’t remember, you bastards.) and imagine my surprise to find sailor star healer. i thought to myself at this point, “please oh please let this be the transvestite, hermaphrodite sailor whose super power is gentle uterus. oh please please.” but i totally couldn’t remember if it was so i went to go look it up, at which point i screamed (internally, of course). i am not gentle uterus. i am sensitive inferno. sigh. s/he is not nearly as cool.
i KNEW you were going to blog about this!
because i am sailor psychic, and you are sailor psycho.
distorted cerebellum attack!
…star healer is a man who turns into a woman?
japan has fascinating ideas bout gender roles. and physics.
the star sailors are actually women who turn into men in order to protect their identities. i think. possibly though they’re aliens and are both at the same time but are forced while on earth to be both physically. or maybe they take on boy parts in order to force the sailor scouts to fall in love with them so they can find sailor moon. cause then you know she cheats on tuxedo mask with the starfighter one. cause she’s a ho like that. sailor moon gets a little fucked up gender-wise in the latter episodes. not mind you that there wasn’t a homosexual couple in the first season either. cause there was. but in the american dub they had a girl do one of the boy’s voices so that it would be ok for conservative parent-bastards.
you know what’s funny too is that just yesterday i switched my phone over to the sailor moon theme song.
hmmm…possibly i am a little too psychotic about an incredibly bad shojo anime series.
I being a curious fellow and wondering how being gentle uterus is better then sensitive inferno have come to the conclusion that except for these characters hair growing longer look pretty much the same in the face. The evil warmongers must be stupid for not noticing them earlier, and removing them from being any help to sailor moon.
james! you have to appreciate the beauty of being able to attack with a special power that has the word “UTERUS” in the name. soooo much better.
Distorted Cerebellum attack? That has a nice ring to it… They should totally remake sailor moon and use that attack at some point. ^_^ They disguise themselves as men because that is the best way to find their princess Kakyuu. Kakyuu…I like that name…Reminds me of Fukyuu…Anyway, Kakyuu is a girl…So it is best to take on a male form to find her! weeeeeeeeeee!!
Best wishes.
Halamadak!