May 7, 2004 by

happy birthday, dianna!

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you are my masses-of-braided-hair-extensions guru. we need to do that again.

i’m writing you a poem for your birthday.

dianna

you’ve got two n’s in your name

because you abhor being the same

when life is looking down

you will make that frown

remember that time we went and got hair?

all those french black women didn’t use nair

said rude things about us in their frog language

against which slurs i took quite a bit of umbrage

that didn’t really rhyme, but i don’t care

because today’s the day you came into the world bare

that was a terrible poem. happy birthday.

p.s. the 4 things on your amazon wish list are from 2002. are they even still valid?

7 Responses to happy birthday, dianna!

  1. Dianna

    No, they’re not at all still valid. I was just thinking that I need to make a real wishlist with stuff that I actually want, so perhaps I will do that.

    Thank you for the poem! And the happy birthday! And the picture of me giving Jacob a funny look!

  2. Dianna

    No more threatening looks from you, missy. I have updated my Amazon wishlist with a whole plethora of things which I feel a genuine desire to own. Now you can go, take one look at the list, and come back and call me a fucking dork. Get to it.

  3. erica

    dianna, i do not need to look at your amazon wish list to know that you are a dork, and that is why i love you.

    happy birthday!

    love, me

  4. Terra

    i saw your site about sugar shoes… i was wondering if you could help me… is there anywear you can buy the first aid kits for the floaties… wo buying the shoes… or maybe a company website where i can ask them myself… thanks for your help…

  5. michele

    ummm, i don’t know. certainly there is not a company website where you can ask. i would recommend trying some of the websites listed by people on my post about sugar shoes. if you try the ones that sell only floaties, or mostly floaties, they might sell just the first aid kit. or, you could maybe find the same sort of stuff they have in the first aid kit at target in the kids section or in inflatable beach stuff section.

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