September 8, 2005 by

it was like sex, only funner.

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i could only hobble for 3 days afterwards and kristen has a bruise the size of a grapefruit on her ass (right cheek).

if anyone is looking for some good bruising, south yuba river state park is the place to go. it’s out towards truckee. anybody who didn’t go this time and wants in on the action, we’re thinking about going again sometime. it was awesome and beautiful. (see rest of pictures here)

speaking of things which are awesome. if you login to eloise you can see me (and others) in all our middle school glory. i scanned all the pictures i could find from that hallowed time and put them in the year 1993. and with gems like those below, i’m sure you can see why i felt the need to critically embarrass myself and others.

24 Responses to it was like sex, only funner.

  1. Jacob

    I was able to log in, but got a message telling me, “Attention! You suck and can’t see these l33t p1ct0rz!!”

    So I came back here to post this comment. But in the process re-clicked the picture link (so that I could quote the real error message) and found that I could suddenly get to the album.

  2. michele

    when you scratch poison oak, as opposed to mosquito bites, they break open and ooze a clear pus. also poison oak spreads (when you scratch it), mosquito bites don’t.

    who knew it would be so difficult to get to those pictures. sorry guys.

    i did scratch it while on your couch, kristen, but at the time i thought it was just a mosquito bite because it was singular. but now it has become multi and spread further down my arm. sigh. sorry. i don’t think you can get it from the couch though.

  3. michele

    jason’s in mexico city. erica and jacob are in berkeley. and i’m at my mom’s house right now in the east bay area. lindsay’s getting married next weekend. i heard from jacob tht you were at greg’s weddings in july(?). he said you had a non-janelle girlfriend. i call that a major modification.

  4. marina

    umm, slightly insulted i wasn’t included in that brief update on everyone, michele. little miffed i must say.

    (sam: i’m down in san diego after coming out here for grad school, then found a guy and a decent job so i stayed)

    i would however, like a blog version of this girl fight. really, the question is whether or not it was more spectacular than the tuna incident.

  5. marina

    that’s hilarious. janelle is so great in her way. good work on ducking into the bathroom.

    yeah, i went to ucsd. jenny’s also down here, but i don’t see her much as she’s a super busy teacher.

    and no, lindsay’s not marrying her brother. a jason from las vegas, but not our jason from las vegas. michele can give you more details.

  6. michele

    his name is jason. he’s from las vegas. he’s not her brother. marina lied about me having more information.

    i enjoyed the bitch slap story very much.

    jason is in mexico city, mostly, sleeping with mexican boys. named oscar. predominantly named oscar. yes.

    i am living at home right now. i was living in SF while i got my master’s but then i graduated in may and am saving some money now.

    erica also just graduated from UC berkeley with her masters in education and jacob is going to UCB for his phd in science. with ray guns powered by crystals. he has a webpage too. not that he’s written on it in forever. so does erica for that matter. i am a snitch.

    oh and lindsay’s actually getting married in CA. in san luis obispo. so erica, jenny, and i are going to the wedding. (also the sara(h)’s from the junior year bizo house).

  7. jason

    Body art as in tattoos, or as in drawing flowers on kids´faces with paint. I thought he had a hip hop production company or something.

    I´m still just as dumb as you, Sam. Same dusty Bachelor´s degree as before. Though I did win the Nobel Prize in Economics.

  8. michele

    sadly, my info became outdated quickly after i wrote it and now oscar is no more. well, i think he’s still alive, but all the same, no more.

    i hadn’t really thought about it before, but yeah, pretty much everyone has advanced academically. marina, lindsay, and jenny all have masters too. and doug is getting his phd in oregon with lisa. you two need to hop on this bandwagon. or make me rue my words when you take over the world. you know, one or the other. don’t disappoint.

  9. jason

    I am indeed living it up in Mexico City. Even without Oscar. I don’t need no man to define me.

    Holy good god! Right this very moment, in the internet café, that “Scatman” song just came on. I haven´t heard that song since the early seventies. Although, now that I hear more of it, it sounds like a dance club version, so it probably just came out and you all know about it. Well, rest assured, we have it too. Don´t go buying me a copy.

    I bet Oscar´s listening to it right now, that son of a bitch.

  10. michele

    i panicked before hand! i didn’t start my program till 2004, after all. i spent 3 years panicking. i’m panicking right now about applying for my phd too since i’m not sure what i want to do. go back to english? continue with asian studies? move into media studies? future murky.

  11. jason

    Three words, Michele: computer aided drafting. Why spend all that time and money in school when you can get a certificate from ITT Tech in 6 weeks!

  12. marina

    i like san diego. everyone’s in san francisco, though michele keeps threatening to leave and jason may or may not come back. my suggestions other than the above:

    portland

    london

    sydney

    those are on my list at least.

  13. wtf

    just to let u guys know i had poison oak and i was lookin it up to see if i could scratch it, and actually it doesnt spread if you scratch it. it may ooze or watever but it seems like it spreads because less-serious infections become prevalent later then the main infection.. You can scratch all you want 🙂 but if you don’t scratch you’re still better off because it will go away faster

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