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a mighty wind

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(please note that i am catching up on movie reviews and hence can’t really remember much since i saw all of these movies quite some time ago.)

genius. sheer genius. note that i really didn’t like “best in show” all that much even though i was sincerely excited beforehand. but this one, i loved. it was great. really, really funny. and wonderful acting by eugene levy in particular. although my favorite characters were the bohners. with their color religion and her slutty, slutty pasts. hi-larious. the writing was brilliant, the shots were great. i wholeheartedly approve. and it’s inside the dome in phill right now which makes it all the better.

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bend it like beckham

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(please note that i am catching up on movie reviews and hence can’t really remember much since i saw all of these movies quite some time ago.)

there’s this scene where jonathan rhys-meyer is at the door to jess’ house and the dad opens the door and he has his back to it, but then he turns around and the light falls just right on his gorgeous fucking visage with the partially opened white t-shirt….oh man. i lose my breath everytime. i went and saw this movie in the dome JUST TO SEE HIM REALLY BIG on the screen. i paid less to buy this movie than i paid for my movie admission ticket and i just didn’t care. oh JRM, you are so fucking hot.

the movie itself is good. i love the soundtrack. the plot is basically fluff, but does have some cultural (british, irish, and indian) subtexts which are interesting to watch out for. it’s also interesting to listen to upper white middle class old people laugh at indian/british jokes.

if anyone wants to watch this movie, i do own it. you have to put up with chinese subtitles, but they’re not so bad. and you can learn how certain kanji are written, most noticeably the one for “no”. good times.

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bulletproof monk

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(please note that i am catching up on movie reviews and hence can’t really remember much since i saw all of these movies quite some time ago.)

ha ha ha! i was soooo excited about this movie too. but, of course, as to be expected of anything starring seann william scott, this movie was shit. the acting, the dialogue, the PLOT. oh my god the plot. it was going all right. everything was fine. i was willing to believe this scroll which protects it’s guardian and keeps them alive an extra 60 years looking young and the real nazis chasing it, whatever. but then….it just went all to hell. they tried at the end to salvage something with this prophecy deal but….it was kind of pathetic.

i felt so embarrassed and at the same time betrayed by chow yun fat. it was interesting to watch him act in english though because it appears to create this whole false person of a subservient in him. everytime he speaks or walks while speaking he kind of has this hunching “don’t hit me, i am your humble servant” thing going on. it was kind of sad. i wasn’t sure if it was a language inferiority thing or just his acting. either was it was bad. the walking shit-eater grin on legs named SWS was terrible. terrible. i can’t even tell you. so full of shit. jamie king saved the movie in a fashion sense because all of her clothes were cool and she looked pretty. but on the whole, her plotline/lineage/reason for existing in the movie was just such a load of bullshit that it was hard to treat her character with any respect. and all the bad guys just sucked cock.

do not waste full admission price on this movie. seriously.

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holes

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(please note that i am catching up on movie reviews and hence can’t really remember much since i saw all of these movies quite some time ago.)

holes was good! if you overlook the fact that the main character in the book (stanley yelnats) is supposed to be FAT and this kid in the movie is definitely not fat. there are a few other discrepancies, mainly at the end end with the completely random and totally unecessary plot twist concering mr. sir. but whatever.

mostly the way the book goes from time period to time period, is faithfully reproduced. and they all blend together smoothly and highlight a little more the tidbits of correlating info that one might have missed while reading the book.

zero, my favorite character in the book, is played with a startling degree of empathy by this khleo kid who little girls apparently rave over. if i was a little girl i would too. he is a damn cute kid.

other than all that, this movie was LOOOOONG. or possibly i was just really tired. but it’s over 2 hours. so be aware. but it is good. and really a good book for educators.

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8th level of hell

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marina sent me this test to take to see how bad of a person i am because i mentioned something about molding her 10 year old cousin into my image.

as you can see i am apparently some what of a lustful, gluttonous, heretical, violent type person. and mostly just a fraudulent, malicious panderer.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell – the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

my favorite question in this test: true or false, a pimp is a good thing to be.

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benfoldsbenfoldsbenfoldsbenfolds

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basically my weekend at coachella revolved around the watching of ben folds, the looking at ben folds backstage, and the getting a signed cd by ben folds. in the picture of ben folds in the wild he has a deer in the headlights kind of look. but really he’s famous (relatively) and in all honesty it was i who was so completely overcome by his grandeur that i couldn’t say a goddamn word when i was getting my cd signed. he said hello to me. hello as in hello you’re the girl who took a picture of me backstage wearing that very skimpy top and will you please stop adjusting your own breasts i recognize you. and i squeaked out a tiny hello, at which point prolonged contact made me completely black out and i remember not very much else about my signing experience. except then we got to walk away and erica and i got to squeal while she told the story about how he patted her shoulder as he said thank you. so fucking fantastic. sigh.

other highlights include kristen’s jared leto experience. going up on stage with erica to watch cafe tecuba, a band we’d never heard of before and still have no idea what they sing about since it was all in foriegn tongues–but yet the thrill of being onstage was a heady delight. particulary considering all the poor sap real fans who were stuck out in the audience. the donnas were fun. ben kweller was incredibly young, blur was great, the blue man group was–in my opinion–super great. head bobbing, one arm punching, jumping, leg behind the head movement fun. and i really liked the vocal stylings of tracy bonham and venus hum who sang with them. i took pictures, they didn’t come out. looking at the blue guys up close was fascinating too because the paint was just dripping off those latex head masks. and watching them blink their eyeballs amidst all that blue was just plain freaky. and finally the most perfect ass to ever grace our vision. this girl was an incredible dancer and really good at twirling fire around. it makes me sad that my other pictures of the mutaytor group did not come out. but i know kristen has at least one with the colored hair extensions fire dancer.

so all my pictures are up. i created a folder for everyone’s and made mine a subfolder so if anyone else wants to put up their pictures they can. and if anyone doesn’t have access to a scanner and would like me to do all the work for them, feel free to hand over said photos and i will take care of you.

i also want to thank gene for the EIGHT CD’S OF COACHELLA MUSIC he made for us to preview on the drive down. that was fucking sweet and amazing. and i loved my little chart for opinion giving. plus it came in handy when i couldn’t remember who the hell someone was and i would look at what i had written and see “hamburger!” and remember that i hadn’t liked them.

i was going to do this whole favorite quotes thing, but now i can’t remember very many of them.

jacob (to a room full of girls): nobody panic, but i’m taking off my pants.

jacob: i’m starkers!

erica: no nothing, no service.

michele: no service to penis swingers.

i also scanned and put up pictures from the jason/me surprise party, the jason going away party, and my birthday. of which, this is by far my favorite.

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the more you know

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things i’ve learned from watching (so far) three discs of the 4 disc set of seasons 1 & 2 of the family guy:

1. the statue of liberty, penultimate symbol of freedom in this country was gifted to us by france. ironic? i think yes.

2. stewie-the-football-head-baby sings a song which goes, “this is my rifle (brandishes rifle in air), this is my gun (grabs crotch)! this is for fighting (rifle), this is for fun (crotch)!” fucking disturbing.

coachella was great! (benfoldsbenfoldsbenfoldsbenfolds). i got all my pictures back and i’ll try to put them up if i can stay awake when i get home tonight. some of them did not come out which makes me horribly sad. particularly the one of the beastie boys in the golf cart and the front side of best ass ever girl. her ass came out though. oh yes. but more on all that later when there’s pictures to go along with the story. for now all i have to say was that i had a good time and that i love ben folds more than almost anything.

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