michele

strangers commented on my sugar shoes entry. how bizarre. i did email the gianna one to ask abou the shoes. maybe there are cute, cute shoes in my future after all.

that title is a lie. i just remembered the ones kim gave to me which have the brilliant pictures of me being viciously attacked by schools of fish. that’s some shit you’ve got to see. except for how all of my readers, (well almost all), have seen them already. it was better when i was putting absurd amounts of pictures on here and no one had seen all my film rolls yet at a group gathering. now though it’s sort of a moot photo gallery. so it’s stupid, and i’m stupid, for continuing to put them up here. then again, according to my wierd site statistics lots of foriegners are reading this (and not commenting. slackers.) so maybe i DO need to put them up.

hmm maybe so maybe so.

ohhhh look at that face! that’s such a cute face!

grrr says the coon. grrrrrrowwwwwl. and then he tries to attack me from behind! bastard! of course quickly he changes him mind in the whole enemy/friend categorical index when i hold out my hand full of tasty, tasty cat food. who’s the biotch now, mr coon?

speaking of things that go grrr though. i have actually managed to chemically burn my scalp. my hairdresser was so mad at me. i guess that’s what happens when you dye it one weekend, dye it again the next weekend, and then dye it three times in one weekend 2 weekends after the last dye job. overusage of the hair aisle, i’m telling you: learn from my mistakes. it’s fucking itchy! and it makes me go grrrrrr coon grrrrr!

the other day i had to call my brother for some illegal activity advice. and he was fucking drunk as a skunk and could not emphasize enough the importance of a *******. so he’s going on and on about the criminal element and cops and ******** and i am laughing my ass off at him while sitting in the movie theatre waiting for sweet home alabama to start. eventually i asked him outright if he was drunk and there was a brief pause in his tirade against nosy neighbors before he admitted to it and went off again on *******. this post would make a lot more sense if i could tell you what the hell i need criminal info for. unfortunately for all of you this is a top secret undercover op of which the secrets cannot be divulged until the mission is accomplished. live in longing, people. roll in it like dirty piggies.

last night erica came over to watch buffy and gilmore girls with me. and i was so happy. out of all the things i’ve lost what with almost all of my friends and former housemates moving away, the thing i miss most is watching our tv shows / fave rave movies (note) with erica. so basically if there had been some confusion about the location of a car last night i would have been wiggling on the floor with glee out of delight. but it was still pretty damn delightful.

make your own sushi party. everything will be prepared, you just kind of grab and glob together and then scarf. it is primarily vegetarian because i am not quite confident enough in using raw meat. but it is tons of fun and really tasty and there is a pool table in the garage.

where: my house (email me for directions)

when: monday oct 7, 6:15pm-10ish

what: ellie’s bday (admittedly her actual bday was on sept 29th but whatever.)