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now that pants has left the country for 2 weeks or whatever it is, i think it is our chance to take over his webpage and defile it. what do you say? all this requires is a constant little message from everybody once a day on the last post. completely unrelated to the post and to each other preferebly. hop to it, monkey children. hop hop hop.
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on sunday i went and saw cirque du soleil’s varekai show.
FUCKING AMAZING.
seriously. it was incredible. the costumes of all the wierd little residents of this cane pole underworld were so bright and flashy and full of wierd little tendrils that stuck out all over the place. and the aerial acts were amazing. these russian men that flung themselves all thru the air in bright red costumes with fantastic headdresses. i took a picture with my action camera thing so we shall see if that comes out at all. and i got the program so when i get home i’ll scan a picture or two to put up. too bad i was too lazy and busy curling my hair to do it yesterday. =P
i bought a magnet and the soundtrack too. i couldn’t stop myself. 1) the music was awesome. and 2) i love magnets.
it was just so gorgeous and made me so jealous of people who can DO that sort of thing. i mean fucking ay that girl was flexible and those men with all the muscles and the flinging thru the air and the stylized grippy things they did while suspended. and the costumes were just so very cool. and most of them looked kind of like they were sewn into them, they were that crazy in appearence and with such a high tightness factor. so now i want to join the circus. not admittedly to be in it. cause, hell no i can’t do that stuff. but wouldn’t it be so neat to work for them and get to see more shows and have a job that was INTERESTING? maybe the dream is better than the reality. grass is greener and all that, and really is the grass in canada THAT much greener? i just don’t know. i’ve never been to canada.
well if any of you want to see something incredible i recommend going. it’s totally worth every penny. although the cheapest seats are $45.00. but all of the vantage points are good in my opinion, none of the seats were bad. and it’s in this huge blue and yellow tent in the parking lot at the PacBell stadium. so it’s fun and really like a circus and everything. here’s the ticket info. parking right next to it in the same parking lot is $15.00 for the event, which was certainly the easiest though maybe most expensive option. but you can take BART or park in one of the other lots a little further away and walk in. I don’t know why i bother, i totally know none of you are going to go anyway. sigh. whatevs yo. =)
p.s. though alegria, is coming to san francisco eventually someday so maybe when i know more i will adverize again and see if anyone wants to go to it. i am totally going again. and again. and next time we go to vegas, hell yeah i am plunking down that 100 bucks and seeing “O”.
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today in my internet rambles i visited a page where a little script thing followed around my pointer cursor saying, “i’m your stalker now.” considering that this was occuring on a page by a mad phrophet with a schizophrenic personality, one of which was depressed geek and one of which was inane WEREWOLF, this was actually a little more frightening than funny.
i then went to a page by this couple that met on the internet and are now getting married. she’s 23 and he’s 26, from america and britian respectively. hmm i said to myself, i want to find a husband in the UK over the internet…. but i do not want to be her because holy shit. i don’t think that page could have been any more cutesy. it was revolting. she sold these little doll graphics. well…sold as in you could steal them for free. and they’re free anyway cause you can get them anywhere. fucking dumb. however, don’t you think tracy could pass for this one, or vice versa?:
i even had a brief fling with a tagboard on my page before i realized i had to pay 20/year to have it refresh itself automatically and decided it really wasn’t worth it. even though i’d already customized all the color shit. sad waste of time.
i soooo can’t keep my mouth shut. i have tons of shit to say. even if not all of it is very interesting or amusing. or spelled good.
place where i found above pages: http://www.losers.org/
p.s. tracy has a 15 year old alter ego at redhot. (take away one of the t’s at her url. i refuse to link these people, what if they find me and are mad?) whoa i just got sucked into his page. and his 15 year old girlfriend’s page (arielle) good lord. 15 year olds. man.
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if only this was a picture of my ass and something other than hearts, i’d feel better. but apparently there’s nothing else to say.
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goddammit! you took away comments again!
3 things.
1. cop out.
2. it’s fun to look at his archives and see how much better he’s gotten since then.
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i just got this email from my mom. hwee:
went to read your comments just for fun as I figure I should try out your website every few months.�
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP FOR ALL THE F#$(*&$#**&’s, okay?�
See you tonight.
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“My breast flipped inside out so my nipple touched my heart.” has been quantifiably defined as the sexiest sentence ever. fyi.
there’s this internet browser called ghostzilla that makes itself all secretive so you can use it at work without being caught. theoretically.
gandalf from lord of the peeps!
peep peep peep. peepity peep! peep peep!