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a$$ merchants, the

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looooook what iiiiii fouuuuunnnd…….

THE A$$ MERCHANTS!

oh holy crap. i came this close to buying a copy. i might still do it.

i am, however, a little disappointed that my name does not appear in the credits of the tinky winky song. who stole the teletubbie souls without which this fine music may not have been recorded? i did. you know it. anyway, go and enjoy, “you ungrateful bastards.”

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fucking frettchen

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what’s up with this? it’s one of the things off that site statistics things for sushi that gene set up. who’s reading my page in german? good lord. i think i have the most international hits out of everybody. you can go look at the whole site in german from here. it’s freaky. hee hee german ferrets!

p.s. there’s a link to my site statistics over in the side bar now too. it is also here if you wanna go look.

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san diego

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here i am at jenny’s new place of business the helen woodward animal center. there is an umbrella cockatoo here named chachee who, i believe, just asked some father if he was gay. in front of his three year old daughter no less. brilliant. marina covered it up well unknowingly since she thought the bird really did say, “are you ok?” instead of my preferred, “are you gay?”

marina? comments?

ahem. yes. well, i’ve been sitting in this loverly office for hours now as michele recoups from the lack of internet for several days. as a matter of fact, i’m trapped. in an animal center. fitting really. hopefully soon i will be able to leave and have michele show me around sd as i still haven’t gone out that much–with the exception of all those times i’ve been with bailey and his girlfriend (erica) watching all these little poli sci boys surf. entertaining, especially as the one that i live with is far more “stimulating” to look at in a wetsuit than our dear bailey.

i need to intervene now as michele is trying to teach chachee more bad words.

poooooooooooop…..come on chachee, work with me here.

scott bailey in a wetsuit. let’s all picture that please. take a moment to adjust. thank you.

jenny refuses to write anything. however she would like to thank gene for acknowledging her essential hotness. and she says “hi” to everyone else. she is too busy being squeezed by pythons to really talk to you all. and apparently refining on her inherent sex-goddess qualities.

this is michele in san diego signing off.

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p-chan!

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last night the new season of shows began. or maybe they began earlier but the first one i watched was last night. called ‘everwood.’ it was ok. not great, but certainly not bad. however, it had one shining moment of glory when in the first couple of minutes the teen idol boy star was walking around being all sullen and angry in a ranma 1/2 p-chan shirt! i squealed in delight. i called nuala at the commercial being as how she was the only person i could think of who might be watching stupid wb shows too. and she was a little horrified that i was already in love with some new boy on some new wb show just because he was wearing a t-shirt from another tv show of a pig-boy who i am also in love with even though he probably knew nothing about p-chan/ryogo/ranma personally and was just wearing the shirt by happanstance. maybe they’re trying to market to the hip young anime watching crowd. who knows. cults. the lot of them. whatever.

speaking of screaming though. i also at one point last night walked into the dining room and saw some small long rodent fuzzy body running away from me under the table and without even thinking about it i screamed really loudly. which made my mom look up from the computer in flabbergasted concern to say, ‘what?’ and that was when i remembered that we have a ferret, and perforce, it is NATURAL to see long hideous rodents running around in one’s house. fucker bit me again. i hate him so much. today is my brother’s birthday but i am raining on that parade hoo boy you better believe it. he had best be taking that weasel away today or a hissy fit will be thrown by yours truly.

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