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today in class, i devolved into a middle schooler. as did most of the rest of the class.

see, there’s different characters for all the sounds in the japanese language. and they have lines of sounds which are similar. one that we were discussing today is called the “ha” line. it’s all the “h” sounds, and goes “ha, hi, fu, he, ho.” then you can add this thing called “ten ten” to the characters to make them “b” sounds. in addition you can add a “maru” to make them “p” sounds. “ten ten” is two vertical slashes on the upper left hand side of the character and “maru” is a small circle in the same place.

the things is, when you add the circle “hi” and “fu” become “pi” and “pu”. coincidence? i think not.

people COMMENTED on the ninja porn! i am so totally delighted.

also, i just re-read it. so many spelling errors. i am ashamed.

i had this other webpage. the scabies one. which was the first one gene gave me before i moved over to sushi. and now gene is moving everything from the east coast to the west coast and clearing stuff out in the process. so i am rescuing all that i care about from the scabies webpage to go here so that it can be deleted. i decided all i really wanted still on the internet from there was our haiku contest page. so here you shall find haiku war transplanted.

(it’s really long so i am making it an extended read)

(gene, feel free to delete scabies now)

AAAAA-CHOOOOOO! HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKU!

jacob=sexual dogs, gene=scabies, michele=blow jobs JACOB AND MICHELE = WAR, FULL OUT VICIOUS WAR WITH NO CASUALTY LIMITS, NO NEGOTIATING, NO FRIENDLY FIRE, NO ROASTING OF MARSHMALLOWS AT THE FRIENDLY FIRE, NO GAMES OF “FIND THE SOAP” IN THE LOCKER ROOM, NO PEACE–ONLY WAR.

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so when i said that jokes with pee were always good, i didn’t mean to include when it’s unflushed in the toilet with TP hanging out the side, or on the bathroom floor WHICH I JUST CLEANED. i hate some of my brother’s friends.

grrr. argh.

(completely unrelated, jacob have you heard of this movie?)

i just watched this new show called joan of arcadia about, you guessed it, a modern day jeanne d’arc.

this show bothered me on many levels. god appears in human form and wanders into her life and tells her to do things. god. being all chatty. god. then he takes a different form all the time. but one of the first and so far longest running ones (there’s been a total of one episode so this isn’t saying much) he takes is that of a cute high school boy. to fit in while talking to joan. this immediately made my brain jump to the conclusion that she should have a crush (which she even admits to). he should reciprocate. there should be smooching. but no, because he’s GOD.

but they’ve raised my expectations for high school romance now. i can’t be satisfied with this god character next showing up as a middle-aged, african-american woman masquerading as a lunch lady and wearing a hair net.

this show is just wrong. the final straw came when i realized that john ritter’s son, jason, is playing joan’s older brother in a wheelchair. it’s like capitalization. only really not. fuck this i’m going to bed.

ellie: we need to become more than just movie lovers. we need to be real lovers.

me: oh ho ho, do not taunt me, demon lover. you turned me down once, don’t think i will succumb to you again. especially now when you’re 5 months pregnant with another’s child. i know when i’ve been one-upped in the contest of seed implantation. do not think to practice your rounded belly wiles on me.

* this title derives from the episode of buffy the vampire slayer (#6, season 4) where oz leaves. on the commentary done by joss, marti, and seth, joss says that line because after oz leaves the show willow turns gay. it was bizarre listening to the commentary which was recorded at the end of the 6th season because #1 seth doesn’t even watch the show anymore, and #2 joss and marti were disturbed watching willow be straight.

at the moment my life revolves around picking which television show to watch an episode of next. i’ve currently got going on: buffy, angel, family guy third season, cowboy bebop, and 12 kokuki. this is a lot of television on dvd. watching buffy all at once is weird because before the amount of time between episodes made everything seem more compelling. it’s still mesmerizing but i react to it in a completely different way than i did when it was actually airing. except for the second season which i watched entirely on tape during school holidays anyway.

the thing is that in the early years the whole tragic buffy/angel relationship was a lot more fraught with desire and tension and pathos. now it’s just like angel can’t act other than like a dumb stone with no facial expressions. and riley! i actually am finding myself liking riley now, whereas before i hated his guts because he was replacing angel. i’m terrified of getting to the season where dawn comes. what if i start liking HER next? my whole world is crumbling. admittedly my whole world is centered on the inanities of one tv show–it’s not much of an existence but it’s all i’ve got.

i was just reading about the california anti-spam legislation and am curious as to whether we would all be eligible for restitution. and how would one go about that anyway? i want money for all the stupid spam mail i get.

i had a job interview this week. i did not get the job. i am depressed now and perforce must go see a really stupid movie at the theatre. which makes me pissy. depressed and pissy. this is not good.